by hey917492 July 3, 2019
Get the tammie's serious face mug.1. Everthing that can go wrong, will go wrong
2. All Warranties will expire upon payment of invoice
4. Friends come and Go, but enemies accumulate
12. If you try and please everybody noone will like it
14. You will always find something in the last place you look
15. The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet
20. Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought
21. If you fool around with a thing for very long, you will screw it up
22. A $300.00 picture tube will protect a 10c fuse by blowing first
24. Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath to the exact centre
25. The repairman would have never seen a model quite like yours before
26. When a broken appliance is demonstrated fot the repairman, it will work perfectly
30. Everybody has a scheme for getting rich that will not work
35. You will remember that you forgot to take out the garbage when the garbage truck is 2 doors away
37. Theres never a time to do it right, but thers always time to do it over
39. Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening
47. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
50. Never play leapfrog with a unicorn
52. If everybody seems to be going well, you obviously dont know what the hell is going on
54. In case of doubt, make it sound convincing
55. Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference
2. All Warranties will expire upon payment of invoice
4. Friends come and Go, but enemies accumulate
12. If you try and please everybody noone will like it
14. You will always find something in the last place you look
15. The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet
20. Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought
21. If you fool around with a thing for very long, you will screw it up
22. A $300.00 picture tube will protect a 10c fuse by blowing first
24. Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath to the exact centre
25. The repairman would have never seen a model quite like yours before
26. When a broken appliance is demonstrated fot the repairman, it will work perfectly
30. Everybody has a scheme for getting rich that will not work
35. You will remember that you forgot to take out the garbage when the garbage truck is 2 doors away
37. Theres never a time to do it right, but thers always time to do it over
39. Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening
47. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
50. Never play leapfrog with a unicorn
52. If everybody seems to be going well, you obviously dont know what the hell is going on
54. In case of doubt, make it sound convincing
55. Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference
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When you get inordinately pissed off during a game of gun game in MW2 after being set back to the rocket launcher
Person 1: yo whys alex screaming in the vc
Person 2: bro hes back on the rocket launcher, he's pulling a tammie vakis
Person 2: bro hes back on the rocket launcher, he's pulling a tammie vakis
by MichaelJacksonAssCancer July 4, 2023
Get the tammie vakis mug.A female that sits in the middle of the bench seat in her boyfriend's/husband's pick up truck while he drives. Lil Tammie's can usually be spotted in the southern region of the United States of America and are commonly found in the back woods of Louisiana.
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Get the The Tammie mug.Tammi Jean is a dope female rapper from Philly formally known as Lady Merk. Who appeared on MTV’s “Stamp Of Approval” and VH1’s “Miss Rap Supreme”. Birth name Tamara Jean Lewis.
I ran into the very talented and beautiful Tammi Jean last night at an award show, and she is so humble.
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