Tamlyn

A breed of human made of pure amazingness. Seeing, hearing, tasting, touching, smelling any sort of Tamlyn-like thing with cause a severe brain implosion. The only way to combat the awesomeness of a Tamlyn is with shitty Rage Against the Machine music, though in most cases it only angers the Tamlyn and does not stop it. To placate a Tamlyn you must feed it delicious food and hand over all valuables.

"Hey is that awesome or what?"
"Yeah, but oh SHIT, is that a Tam-"
BOOOOOOOOMPSHHHHHH. *Brain implosion*
"Yeah, that had to be a Tamlyn*

by JH Kristo. January 19, 2009

Tamaryn

Usually a very pretty girl with gorgeous blond hair and brilliant blue eyes that sparkle. Usually very smart and funny. Even though very attractive usually very difficult to capture.

1st boy: She's so pretty but shes going to say no

2nd boy: Yah I no, shes such a Tamaryn

by Roarmeo February 19, 2009

Amber Tamblyn

That dead girl in the closet from "The Ring."

What if God were one of us?

He probably wouldn't be dead in a closet.

by RX July 22, 2004

Hot Tamaly

Someone with VERY good looks.

Used by Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie in "The Simple Life"

"Do you remember Bill from school? The fit one?"

"Yeah! He was such a Hot Tamaly!"

by KayleeAdams August 11, 2008

Tamblyn

Can never follow through

Boy;What did u get me for Christmas ?
Guy: oh let me go look in the dumpster for you there buddy .
Boy: you are such a tamblyn

by The boy or the victim December 18, 2016

tamalon

A women's vagina

Me comí ese tamalon anoche y estaba perrón.

by Liquidflame June 19, 2021

Tamlyn

Tamlyn loves hugs, sharing snacks, and will always try to help you if need it. She really out here trying to save the whole world by only using pencils and hair ties she finds on the ground. A roommate who's fashion sense consists of only primary colors, jeans--NOT SKINNY, crop tops, no bras, thrift store finds, and old people shoes. She will never get rid of a piece of clothing even if it is completely destroyed. She finds a lot of things to be cold that nobody else thinks are cold (it's weird). She claims to be broke five times a week (won't spend the $3 on tortilla chips) but will then by concert tickets. She has a t-shirt from every band she has seen live ever. Is vegan except for chocolate--OH NO IT CONTAINS MILK. She likes tea and peanut butter pretzels and bed and sleeping and music and fashion and youtube. She is basically Twitter famous by now....sorry not sorry. She a good soul and has a good heart.

M: Where's Tamlyn?
K: Probably in her bed or at rehearsal

by whatupmydude February 23, 2019