Double Taper

A perfectly formed shit log tapered on both ends

I feel 10 pounds lighter after dropping a double taper

by JBest in show January 6, 2009

stalker talker

A person that relentlessly follows you around talking at you even though you really don't want their attention.

My co-worker is a stalker talker, I just can't get him to leave me alone, he just won't shut up.

by zeus daddy August 12, 2014

taller toast

A balding adult who Is a toxic legion main

Man, Taller Toast seems to be losing even more hair than usual today

by Definatelynotmudkip September 16, 2019

circle talker

Someone, usually in a work setting, who spends too much time dwelling on an initial strategy, innevitably leaving very little time to exceute.

We've had this assignment for three weeks and a clear direction for two weeks. Why does that circle talker insist on talking about how we're going to get started. We're never going to have time to actually excecute the project.

by Dwardisimo Rex October 20, 2006

TARPer

A fan of the Toni and Ryan Podcast.

Person 1: "Hey mate, did you know there's a new podcast called the Toni and Ryan Podcast?

Person 2: Oh fuck me, I've been a TARPer since the baby names episode

by imthatpansexualbitch December 2, 2021

Shark-talker

n.
A person who needs to engage in continuous conversation, most specifically conversation in which they are the primary contributor for fear of death upon stopping. I.E. as a shark must keep swimming to keep from drowning.

Man, what a shark-talker, she just won't shut up!

by WeebSurfer November 29, 2011

Low Talker

One who's volume of conversation is so low that you can barely hear them

by Victor Laslow October 30, 2003