Talkstitute

A prostitute that is paid purely for conversational therapy.

The officer alleges that the suspect was indulging in prostitution, but the suspect paid her as a talkstitute. Instead of performing sexual favors, she acted as an unlicensed therapist.

by zeus4391 July 26, 2018

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Talksting

The act of pronouncing or mumbling the words of a text message while typing those words in the form of a text message. Usually accompanied by a lack of consciousness toward the outside world.

Also: Talking while texting.

Steve (mumbling):"I... will...see... you..."

Molly: "Dude, are you talksting again?"

Steve: "later..." (looks up) "What?"

by Fritzbitz June 1, 2010

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tardstick

n. A stupid person by which all other stupid people are measured

They belived that he was so stupid, they used him as a tardstick to measure autistic children.

by Pinko Jones June 21, 2006

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Talksting

The action of repeatedly texting someone as though you are in a conversation with someone.

What are you up to?

Oh I am talksting with Shelby.

Damn... your addicted.

by Dameeen January 20, 2009

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talksicology

Da branch of science concerned wif da nature, effects, and detection of unwise and/or hostile verbal communication.

Riverdale High School chef Miss Beazley quit in a frenzied paroxysm of huffy indignation at Mr. Patton Howitzer's blatant verbal abuse towards her regarding her revolting/sub-standard cooking; she should recommend dat he have a talksicology study performed on him.

by QuacksO June 20, 2021

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