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Talibangelical

A Bible Belt Republican who is terrified that Muslims want to bring Sharia law to the US, yet wants to make abortions punishable by death. Wants to indoctrinate children in schools and teach creationist bullshit rather than evolution, and claims God put dinosaur fossils in the earth to test Christian faith, but they don't possess the the self awareness or critical thinking ability to understand that they actually DO want Sharia law, but with white people.
I'm so tired of seeing Talibangelicals with their posters of embryos outside Planned Parenthood, harrassing women who are there to refill their birth control.
by ZiggyStardust666 November 6, 2019
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talia

Talia is a girl who can light up the whole room just By seeing her amazing smile and great sense of humor. Every boy who sees Talia stops, stares, and faints because they wish their girlfriend was as smart, beautiful, and smart as her. She is a sporty girl who has a lot of talent. She is an A+ student and has many friends. She welcomes people in her life with her outgoing sense of humor and down to earth personality. She has nice boobs and a gorgeous ass. When it comes to taking risk or needing advice, Talia is the girl to go to. You can go to Talia about everything and know she is a trustworthy person. She has a nice sense of style and knows how to work all the clothes she wears. She is very funny and laughs like the world depends on it. She has pretty hair and a gorgeous face and body. Any person who is able to even look at Talia from far away is lucky to. She can be shy for a minute in the first time you meet her, but trust me when you pass those two minutes you will be having a balloon fight with paint in it. Talia is the girl you can trust, talk to, and be crazy around because trust me she is a keeper.
That girl was such a talia, I want her to be my best friend.
by lilly September 20, 2014
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Talia Abdallah

Talia Abdallah is the most caring and beautiful girl you can find. She is VERY athletic and sporty. She is very fit and strong. Her smile is enough to light up a room, just by seeing her you would want to be her girlfriend. All boys fall for her because of her amazing personality and her smartness. To sum it up Talia Abdallah is the most amazing girl in existence.
Guy: Oh look at that girl she is SUCH a Talia .
Guy's Friend: Yeah not ONLY a Talia, she is a Talia Abdallah !
by Person 101 (Iykyk) January 16, 2020
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Talisa

Talisa is an amazing person who is perfect in any and every way talisa is very kind and caring and very funny they will make you laugh so hard and they will make you feel better in any situation your in. Talisa always wants you to be apart of the group and will include you In everything when your feeling left out. In the end a talisa is a crazy’s day loving person and is so beautiful and just over all a great person.❤️❤️❤️ Elly
See that Elly over there she’ll never be a talisa
by Elly lives you talisa January 6, 2019
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talia

a girl who can make anyone laugh. she has many friends and always tries to be nice to everyone she meets. generally petite with a beautiful smile and doesn't need makeup to be beautiful. makes a great loyal girlfriend who is always there for you. she is committed and would do anything for her best friend or boyfriend. she is insecure and loves compliments. if you meet a talia never let her go
Boy #1- Hey who's that girl she's so pretty and nice
Boy #2- oh she's talia
by bigbootybitches123 February 12, 2013
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Talibaptist

A conservative Christian who tries to impose their fundamentalist and often oppressive views on others.
"I hate fags," says Pat Robertson, a Bush supporter and notorious Talibaptist.
by Ras The Destroyer August 10, 2004
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Talibangelist

(n.) 1) a demagogical, radical-right-wing evangelical, most often Christian, that believes that the Bible is the inerrant word of God and must therefore be taken literally.

2) a right-wing Christian shill with an internet presence, frequently associated with so called "pro family" groups that rarely help real families at all, but will make up virtually anything to get people to donate money to promote narrow interpretations of scripture and repress progressive political agendas.

3) an individual that engages in bigoted attacks based on narrow interpretations of Biblical morality under the cover of ecclesiastical authority and who usually makes false claims of victimhood when challenged.

The demonizing lies, half-truths, appeals to junk-science, and outright distortions of legitimate scientific studies were typical of a Talibangelist.
His demonizing lies, half truths, appeals to junk-science, and outright distortions of legitimate science were all typical of a talibangelist.
by David C' June 14, 2009
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