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Literally the best person you can have in your life. They make you happy without even realizing it. They're attractive and gorgeous in so many ways, their eyes are beautiful making you get lost in their glare. They can be stupidly pretty in the weirdest ways and it's hard to maintain eye contact. They like to be 'in control' in the nicest way, and are oddly really caring.
"Hey you know Talen?"

"Yeah! They're so fucking amazing, and I'm greatly in love with them."
Talen by Shittyseur April 6, 2022
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Probaly the most faggiest guys ever bc imagine being named talen and have a last name dagget talen dagget fagget
Fucking talen you fag
Talen by TalenFaggetDagget May 22, 2019
Talen- He is a jerk! He always talks bad about you behind your back and he sometimes he try's to charm you with his beautiful face and smile and his CURLS THOOO..... DON"T LET THOSE FEATURES TRICK YOU!!!
Talen is such a jerk
talen by Squishy queen November 10, 2018
Probaly the gayest guy you will ever meet! He acts like he is straight, but he just isn’t. If you ever encounter a Talen, just know that he is probaly gay.
“Dude I ran into a Talen the other day, he started touching me and stuff like that.” Said by a random man
Talen by For real name definitions November 24, 2018
Talen's usually think they are hot shit but in reality they are huge douche bags who wear flannel shirts. They have a keen interest in Girls with a smaller stature and they constantly check snap-chat to see if a girl will send them nudes.
Friend 1:"yo who's that guy over there?"
Friend 2:"hes a stupid fucking Talen"
Talen by Bob Sackrider February 7, 2019
Really hot, huge dick, he’s a loyal friend and a really good boyfriend. He’s good in bed and also is good in school. People always diss on him but they are just mad they aren’t him
I seen talens dick through his grey nike sweats and it was huge
Someone whose train of thought is almost never considered. Someone who loves their friends through thick and thin; regardless of circumstances. The epitome of a friend.
Person 1: "Wow, why is he checking his snapchat for nudes AGAIN?"

Person 2: "Oh, thats a Talen. His love language is gift giving and he just wants to know somebody loves him."

Person 3: "Those are his friends he's snapchatting though..."

Person 2: "He just got over a bad breakup and probably desires Eros or Storge, but he needs to re-learn Philia. Give him time, he's searching for good things in inappropriate ways."