tandax

its a pogger, not a boomer not a zoomer, the hero of greentoppers

PapaTandax is god

by PapaTandax August 27, 2019

Tandem Shitting

The act of two people taking nasty shits in side by side bathroom stalls at the same time.

Baxter "Did you see those two guys go into the bathroom and drop bombs at the same time"?

Jay "Ya Tandem Shitting is frowned upon".

by MadShitter40 January 12, 2012

tandom pooh

A technique in which friends cross arms, and use eachothers weight too lean back, and pooh, when no sign of tiolet is in view. This technique is mainly used in the woods, where the secret cannot be released to society. Group poohs can also take place, if there is more then two friends in desperate need of relaseing a giant alejandro.

"Hey Chris", "Hey Mike" wanna go tandom this one up.

"Guys, I feel like a group pooh is in order".

"Tandom pooh in five"

"Feels like its time for a little tandom action"

by AJAJJAjA May 1, 2006

khalil tandler

A beautiful majestic creature.

Is that a wild khalil tandler over there?
why yes it is what a beautiful and misunderstood creature

by Mr_Easy December 29, 2013

Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant

A way cool beast that Jake and Finn wish for on an episode of Adventure Time. It looks like 2 conjoined elephants, with orange goggles on each face and golden shotguns for tusks. It also has rockets on it's feet and can shoot a purple beam out of its trunks. If anyone ever comes across one, and you are wondering how it is controlled, just remember; you don't control it, you must let it give you control. It will know if you are worthy to command him because he is psychic.

Finn the human: What should we wish for Jake?

Jake the dog: Something only two bros can share...

Together: Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant!!!!!!

by p5yclone June 6, 2011

Takudzwa

Just the coolest person you'll ever meet but dont piss them off

Oh my Takudzwa, I love you

by Grannyhanger2 January 15, 2018

Self-takedown

A maneuver where one, usually a male, consumes too many spirits and ruins his/her chances with a "sure thing" and/or consensual sex. Usually paired with excessive swearing and/or unwanted groping.

Made famous by the big daddy at Appalachain State.

"What happened to the bd last night? I thought he had that one in the bag.

After his 11th scotch-soda he decided it would be a good idea to preform a self-takedown"

by dj scribble scrabble July 24, 2010