takeaway tits

When a woman constanly drops food down her top and gets it wedged between her boobs, she gains the nickname takeaway tits.

Girl: Arghh, I dropped a chip down my top again....
Guy: Nice goin takeaway tits..

Guy 1: Hey did you see Laura in the cafeteria yesterday?
Guy2: Yeh, talk about takeaway tits, more food went down her top then in her mouth.

by FIGJAM..... November 21, 2009

takeaway tax

when living in a shared house the person who is responsible for the shopping or cooking and really can't be arsed can opt to buy a takeaway as forfiet for being lazy.

guy1: man, i really can't be arsed cooking tonight, i think i'll pay takeaway tax.
everybody: whoohoo, PIZZA!!!!!

by keys&peas April 14, 2009

London Takeaway

When you're eating a girl's minge and you sneeze aggressively like how bossman sneezes in chicken tendies.

Ben: What did you get up to?
Merlin: Big man ting yeh, I London takeawayed that morning

Castillo: It's not looking good Brev

by anonymous June 10, 2022

The one piece takeaway

It is what is

"You know jacob the hot choclate was the one piece takeaway

by Fastwo March 5, 2022

Takeaway Showdown

Ordering two or more takeaways to a house for them to then battle it out for your money.

"We had a takeaway showdown last night. We ordered four takeaways, Domino's won, they delivered a PowerPoint presentation"

by ActionBronson1hunna April 12, 2014

Takeaway Day

Takeaway Day is when you are craving a takeaway but something or someone is stopping you from fulfilling your truest desires. From precious Pizza to charming Chinese. Either way, your friend owes you a takeaway.

"Oh hey, it's Takeaway Day! You wanna maybe order something :3?

by Iamafatbitch October 10, 2021