Take a Trump 

The act of defecating while reading the latest political news on your smartphone

Excuse me, I need to go take a Trump

Take a Trump by Lockhimup January 27, 2019

Take a Trump 

Slang for dedicating, shitting, pooping, taking a shit, dropping a deuce, number 2

Yeah man can you hurry and get home? I had Mexican for lunch and I really need to take a Trump.

Take a Trump by Natovirus September 24, 2016

take a trump 

the act of excreting racist, sexist, homophobic, theocratic, fascist rhetoric from one's oral sphincter; esp. in the presence of large groups of like-minded, gullible, and/or easily influenced/manipulated individuals

Can you believe so many people are watching this guy take a trump and applauding for it?

take a trump by cowardly_pigeon January 27, 2016

Take a Trump 

Taking an incredibly toxic dump.

Omg, where is the next bathroom? I have to take a Trump!

Take a Trump by Wessi December 10, 2016

Take A Trump 

To take a MASSIVE, and I mean MASSIVE dump. It usually fills up the whole toilet after you take one.

Harold: Bro what happened

Michael: I had to take a trump last night and it filled up my whole toilet

Harold: Wow.

Take A Trump by BigSmoke40 November 24, 2020

take a trump 

To tell it like it is when idiots want to silence dissent

To take a Trump:

Trump: America needs sensible immigration laws

Leftist Speech Police: OMG, I just can't even , wow just wow - You're literally Hitler, you fascist, sexist, racist, homophobic, baby eating, Mexican burying, nazi KKK, turtle raping, puppy burning bigot. Everything you say is evil and you're supporters by way of my internal dichotomy are therefore guilty of all the aforementioned hyperbolic drama we accuse Trump of.

Trump Supporter: I don't think that's a fair and accurate statement

Leftist Speech Police: You deserve to die

CNN: This just in, Trump eats babies while Hillary save orphans from cancer.

take a trump by Rogerdodgerer September 30, 2016

Take a Trump 

Announcing one's verbal preamble urge to defalcate in the name of President Donald J. Trump.

Excuse me while I go Take a Trump.

Take a Trump by UsedtobeGOP January 20, 2021