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Tanerexic

A condition, common among middle and highschool girls, presents itself as a vile orange fake tan. Spray on tan, tanning booth, all are ways of contracting Tanerexia. It is nearing epidemic status at MKA...

It can also be used as a noun, to describe one who has Tanerexia.

Other forms of calling someone a tanerexic are - Orange Bob (those Tanerexics who also have orange hair) and Tanaholic, a slightly more polite version.
Jill is such a frigging tanerexic. She could hide in a bucket of oranges!
by Mike Dunn May 27, 2006
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Mentally tasered

When one talks confidently about a possible situation that might arise and then when the situation actually happens they get mentally tasered, or handle the situation completely different from how they claimed they would, usually by whoever they were talking about easily "over powering" in the situation.
John: This isn't a good idea. I got pulled over by a cop last night for staying out past curfew like this skating.

George: Ha! Wow you're a pussy. Stop worrying. If a cop even tried pulling me over for that I would pull out my knife and cut his ass.

*Red and blue lights flash and a police officer approaches the 2 of them*

Cop: What are you two doing out this late? It's past the local curfew.

George: H-hello officer we we're j-just taking a walk and enjoying th-the weather.

John: Wow, so much for acting like a tough guy huh George?

George: Shut up I got mentally tasered asshole!
by Dj Djuric July 21, 2009
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tanerexic

a person who is addicted to tanning. They usually can be easily spotted as they have unusually tan skin for their race.
"I hope you get skin cancer you tanenerexic bitch"
by Hilary March 21, 2004
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Tajee

that nigga u see in the hall and don't acknowledge him then and there but later u think "damn he is that nigga". Tajee usually can get any girl if he tried and he can also take your girl if he wanted to so just remember when u say his name remember that he is a GOAT.
Tajee is such a goat he just took that nigga girl by looking at her.
by Tajeeeee April 17, 2017
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tanerexia

When a person is extrememly dark and tanned in reality, but to themselves they seem normal or even pale.
"She's almost black, but she doesn't think so. She must be tanorexic."
by Kns June 6, 2005
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tazered

To be drunk and/or high. The word is derived from an incident of college students being caught smoking weed outside a dormitory building by police. Upon discovering the kids, the police snuck up behind and tazered them into submission. Though the origin of the word is weed-related, it is more often used in reference to being drunk.
Last night, Kevin came back to the dorm really tazered. He was pounding on doors and being a drunken bastard.
by J. Eklow January 30, 2005
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tapered pants

Tapered pants are trousers popular during the 1980s and early 90s and worn by both genders. The pants sat high on the waist, ballooned around the hips and thighs, then tapered at the ankle. Often worn with with a baggy, button down shirt buttoned all the way to the top, with the collar up. These pants defined "New Romantic" fashion.
Duran Duran, Thompon Twins, Depeche Mode, Platinum Blonde, Annie Lennox (Eurythmics) all wore these tapered pants.
by Theresa1120 September 4, 2008
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