Taintkerchief

An individual who strongly resembles a kerchief (presumably monogrammed, and purchased from an arrogant haberdasher) used to wipe the residual ca-ca from one's taint -- the ferocious terrain situated between the underside of one's testicles and the crest of one's anus. The derivative object taintkerchief is specifically useful when targeting the rogue ca-ca difficult to snare via the usage of conventional toilet tissue. Individuals resembling taintkerchiefs are ineffectual twits or peons...often chronic douche fortresses who overutilize terms like "bro," "bra," or "broheim" and/or post too many useless status updates on social networking sites.

Agatha, as per the usual, was behaving like a complete and utter taintkerchief -- so I took it upon myself to ruin her bulbous cranium with a waffle iron.

by PooManChoo April 27, 2009

Taintier taint

When a pussy gets railed out and makes her taint stretched and wrinkly.

"I think he gave me a taintier taint when he railed me out for hours."

by Destroyer D January 12, 2022

tainterbell

1: the mythical being responsible for that tingly feeling between your anus and genitals.
2: someone who, when caught having stolen one of your possessions, can't decide whether to be a dick or an ass about the situation.

"I've been graced by the tainterbells."

by jooojers December 20, 2008

Tainter-tots

wonderful little balls of poop, lint, and vanginal secretions pasted in the area between the cooter and anus.

"When I was done with her, I had her Tainter-tots stuck to my balls. Luckily I was out of tater tots so I fried them up for dinner"

by April Mary June 16, 2007

tainter

Noun, the place between a womans vagina and asshole.

Tainter her ass and tainter her puss, so its her tainter

by theman1768 April 17, 2010

Taintberry Juice

When you're eating a chick out and she's coming all over the place. You slip down to give her some anal tongue darts and as you come back up you lick her berry juice from her taint...

Dude, I had this girl gush'n down her crack as I was lapping up her taint! That taintberry juice was mmm mmm delicious!

by Shoosh Daddy December 17, 2012

tainter painter

a tattoo artist that specializes in tattooing taint

im going to get my taint painted i found a tainter painter

by geminimonkey March 27, 2011