taintectomy

An operation that removes the taint of a woman to merge two holes into one. Highly not recommended.

My girl got a taintectomy so my huge dick could fit

by HannahKraus April 17, 2009

world’s tiniest violin

"Playing the world’s worlds tiniest violin" as many people would call it, is when you rub your pointer finger and thumb together in a steady motion, which basically signals to anyone you do it towards that you expect money from them. Bellboys and luggage carriers often used to do this back in day in hotels when they wanted a tip but didn’t want to be so straight forwards as to ask for it directly although it has been used plenty of other places too.

Me: Hey, do you wanna see Home Alone 2 tonight?
My friend: Again? But we’ve seen it 7 times now!
Me: Yeah, 7 times over 7 years! Come on, it’s basically a tradition at this point when we get here to the cabin! The internet isn’t working right now so why not?
My Friend: Fine, but I still don’t like that bellboy Cedrick, he keeps playing the world’s tiniest violin all the time, it’s annoying!
Me: you do know that he’s not playing a violin, he’s asking for tips, it’s just a funny word we use to describe it.
My friend: Ohh...

by Mikkebak December 16, 2020

taintmeat

The area between the vagina and the rectum. Taint pussy, but taint ass either.

I busted a nut all over that nigger bitch's taint meat.

by Mark Kuntzman September 16, 2003

twinkiest

The most twink.

Oh my gosh! Did you see Kevin’s outfit? That was the twinkiest fit I’ve ever seen!

by g.day-ma8 June 27, 2023

twintrest

Interest in Twins.

I have some Major TwinTrest in the Twin Blonds over there

by Mcbeefy October 26, 2013

Taintmaster

Andy Heyman

"Andy rubs his taint so much he could barely drive"

by The Heyman fan club! February 9, 2004

taintless

1. A man whos balls meet his anus

2. A man who can stuff his balls into his anus.

That guy is totally taintless

by FOJB February 23, 2008