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Mai Tai Surprise

The act of inserting a pineapple in a sleeping friend's anus and then punching them in the face when they wake up.
Travis: Yo Danny is doing a juice cleanse.

Eric: We should help him out and give him a Mai Tai Surprise.
by travisonfire January 16, 2013
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makan tai

"wow, look at the sky! makan tai right?"
by anak pungut September 20, 2021
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Mai Tai

Words of an unknown foreign language meaning Dumb Fuck.
Chris: I just blew up my computer!!
Anna: Mai Tai for life!!
by notsteelersfn17 September 7, 2008
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« Oops sorry, I stepped on your foot »
Best line to pick up a french guy when you have 0 inspiration but still wanna engage a conversation.
I wanted to find a way to talk to that guy I like, so I stepped on his foot and said « Oups pardon, je t’ai marché sur le pied »
by MG_Lamic August 16, 2018
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taimane

Taimane is someone who can pull you I with one smile or laugh in under a heart beat, she is very addictive and contagious.

Taimane has a petite height and she is as cute as a baby... but if you know her for long she will become sexy, outgoing and freaky.

Do not get on Taimanes bad side because she will hurt you.

Taimane is someone you should keep in your life and shouldn't let go of because you'll only meet one like her.

Taimane will love you forever and will be an excellent wife or girlfriend, she is also a great kisser and great in bed
Damn bro Taimane has my heart
Taimane can make our bro
Fuck Taimane is good in bed
Omg! Taimane is so cute
Ohh Taimane is so small I can carry her
by ronensmartass November 12, 2018
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Taima

Taima is a badass when she wants to be and is generally smart, cute and psycho. She does idiotic things but makes up for them. She is beautiful but insane, never mess with her.
I wish I looked like Taima.

You can’t even think about what Taima did today!
by Michealia April 11, 2019
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Lang Taimanao

An island child, may be Arabian or Egyptian. She/he will normally be very tan but will try to convince people that they are a yellow color. Also will try to convince people that they are Asian. He/she has long black hair with some a red tint in it. She/he likes vampires, and may have an obsession with them. This person is very smart but tends not to do their work. Likes to wear black. Belongs to a tribe.
Egyptian or Arabian Normally tall
Lang Taimanao : I like vampires.
: Who doesn't?
Lang Taimanao: I know right!
by freelovehippie June 12, 2011
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