Tahitian mudslide

The sexual act of a girl lubing up her anus by shitting on her partner's johnson, thus allowing for a stinkier yet more frictionless anal experience.

- Yo Frank, I think I am in love.

-- Why do you say that?

- Last night Stacy gave me a Tahitian mudslide.

-- Oh man, she's gotta be the one.

by Showjo March 27, 2009

Tahitian Face Mask

A specific sexual act with specifically ordered steps. When a man or woman lies down, and a man or woman places plastic wrap over the face of the person, and the person who warpped up the face takes a shit on the plastic wrap, places another piece of plastic wrap on top (so as to sandwich the shit in-between 2 layers of plastic wrap upon the person's face), and then punches the plastic wrapped face of the person thus causing it to squish all over and produce the effect of a mask.

I know this fecaphile I might bang. Yeah I think it will really get her off if I give her a Tahitian face mask.

by C. Dub November 7, 2006

tahitian noni fruit

A natural Polynesian fruit that has many documented cures..The fruit is patented by Tahitian Noni International currently a private company. This company has created 400 millionaires, and will create another 100 by the end of 2008.

I drink a cup of Tahitian Noni fruit juice a day...and my ailments have went away!!

by bob creavle October 24, 2007

tahitian black pearl

A tahitian black pearl is a sexual act in which a white male has boob sex with a black girl and cums on her boobs. Hence the word pearl for sperm's pearly-white luster.

Marissa loved it when I gave her a shiny Tahitian Black Pearl!

by Nathan Avalando June 21, 2008

tahitian facemask

When a man puts seran wrap on another person's (usually a woman)face and deficates all over it.

After a buffet meal, my girlfriend said she wanted to do something unusual, I suggested a tahitian facemask. Our relationship was never the same again, because she stunk

by Neil Cozzolino November 13, 2007

tahitian breakfast

when you put tasty fruits in your girls puss and eat her out!

i ate kiwi's off of lisa's pussy.that was agood tahitian breakfast!

by tha bishop November 15, 2006

Tahitian Face Mask

A sexual move where the guy takes a dump on a girls face and then Saran Wraps it to her face.

I took this chick home from the bar and gave her a Tahitian Face Mask.

by Dyl-o-rama January 15, 2006