Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?

Sir, I said it, sir!

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

by JSSRocket July 26, 2020

Hairy twinkler

The big ugly Hairy guy at the bar that gives a girl a sly unwanted smile.

Suzzie spotted the hairy twinkler as soon as they entered the club.

by Philclowns February 13, 2008

Twinkle

A close friend, even your best friend, who may light up your life and make your eyes twinkle. Origination from the movie 21 & Over directed by Jon Lucas and Scott Moore when the two protagonists were playing beer pong.

"Ashley, you're my twinkle"
"OMG your contact name in my phone is 'Twinkle'!"

by alphaparticle March 27, 2015

Twinkle Dicks

The act of placing emptied twinkies onto two peoples' dicks. The people must then masturbate each other in order to fill up said twinkies. The twinkies can be chosen to eat later.

As a sexual request: "Hey, your cute, want ta go Twinkle Dicks?"

As an insult: "Fuck i died again! Those two guys can go twinkle dicks!"

by Xackattack November 15, 2014

twinkle twinkle little star

What you tell your cute nieces or cute little kids to make them crack up.

"Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are. Doodap doopdoopdiddyap.."

Kids: "hahahahahahaha"

by Adel7 December 28, 2007

Twinkled

(Verb) When a girl is really into you and makes you believe she wants to date for roughly the first month together... then, without anything bad happening, she randomly changes her mind and decides to ghost you.

- Hey John, did are you still seeing that girl from Boston?
- No man, she totally twinkled me

by Chim&Jom December 6, 2020

Twinkle Moment

A twinkle moment occurs when you make eye contact with someone. During the eye contact there's a little twinkle because you both know you're thinking about the same thing but you don't say anything about it.

Twinkle moments can occur between two people in many different settings. It could happen during a dinner party between you and someone across the table, between you and a coworker when listening to a boss's presentation at work, or so many other situations.

Gabby: I passed Alex, that guy I hooked up with on Friday, when I was walking to class.
Ella: Did you say hi??
Gabby: No...He was walking with a girl. But we had a twinkle moment.

by Margorita December 5, 2013