Tadpole

Frog sperm

Don’t listen to your biology lessons, tadpoles are frog sperm

by holamisamigos May 13, 2018

tadpole

A way of saying you kinda like someone but not completely yet.

You say, "I like you a tadpole. Maybe one day it'll become a frog."

by BreeDizzle April 13, 2011

Tadpole

Attempting to give someone (most likely a male) the Shocker but unfortunately the pinky is left without an orifice, thus wiggling around like a tadpole.

The gentleman was unaware that he had accidentally given the woman the Tadpole rather than the much desired Shocker.

by dubpen October 5, 2010

TADPOLES

According to the 24 year old Ashton irwin tadpoles are baby turtles there for onins have layers and that why Ashton Irwin is always rigth :')

Ashton: tadpoles are baby tutels

Everybody:*turns heads to ashton*

by 5sos definitions July 11, 2018

tadpoles

The "tadpole" like shrapnel emptied into the toilet bowl from your bowels after eating salad the day before or that day and it requires lbs of toilet paper to cleanse, it's almost like wiping your ass with wax paper.

I took a crap and the bowl was full of tadpoles!

by Q8 December 29, 2007

tadpole

A derrogatory term for a Belgian. (Almost French, but not quite)

see frog

"Someone pinched my wallet in Antwerp! Fuckin' tadpoles!"

by Phuyuck '74 March 24, 2004

Tadpole

A one-nutted penis.

Check out Dustin's tadpole. Ha Ha Ha Ha.

by Smokey D November 22, 2003