Squatch Tallywhacker

A Huge hairy penis, that often has the odor of a turd covered in burnt hair

“Sally told me about Paul’s Squatch Tallywhacker

“Hey Mel tell me about your encounter with Kevin last night .”

“Betty it was fun until we got frisky. He was so big but it was too smelly. He definitely had a Squatch Tallywhacker!!!!”

by Rothberg-cummer September 23, 2019

Tallywhacker

part of the male genitalia, as used for whacking tallies

I'm just off to the little boys room to show my tallywhacker the toilet.

by robbo December 7, 2003

Tallywhacker

A stick used to count bunches of bananas as they were loaded on banana boats. The workers were paid by the bunch.

Come Mr. Talley Man and Tally Me Banana.

by Charles January 4, 2005

Tallywhacker

archaic term (southern U.S.)meaning "penis"

by Hugo T. Hackenbush July 10, 2003

Tallywhacker

An informal word for penis, mostly used to make fun of the size.

Yo, James! Going inside the stall 'cuz your tallywhacker's too small?

by mikgriffen January 19, 2021

Tallywhacker

One who whacks tallies.

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

Tallywhacker

a big floppy donkey dick

dude look at seans tallywhacker its soooooo long

by cumshot22 April 15, 2003