Beef Taco

The result of a woman wiping back to front, resulting in poop smeared in her vagina.

She gets a lot of infections due to her beef taco.

by zombiefood October 15, 2009

Beef Taco Hotpocket

When you open a woman’s vagina and insert only your balls

It was so cold outside, I said to Maria, “It’s time for a Beef Taco Hotpocket...”

by K1llawatt69 November 4, 2017

Corned beef taco

What your stinky vagina smells like after a long night of drinking where you slept in an alley outside the bar you were drinking at. Fish beer and regret

Got laid in the alley last night by a girl with corned beef taco

by Twiisted Tee March 16, 2019

Beef Taco

The act of taking a shit in the palm of your hand and smearing it in the ass crack of your gay lover while he is tied to a statue of a bald cory feldman

Person A: Hey what did you do last night?
Person B: Not much just gave a beef taco to my bud
Person A: A beef taco?
Person B: You don't want to know...
*silence*
Person B: ...shit everywhere....even on cory

by Doogrim March 1, 2009

Beef Taco

When one shits with ass cheeks clamped tightly together so it prevents shit from smoothly coming out. This results with the shit being extruded out the sides of the crack.

He made a beef taco inside the lecture hall

by ELdunno February 24, 2009

Beef Taco

The sexual act of taking a shit inside a vagina.

X: Want a Beef Taco?
Y: Yea, like I'm ganna fall for that one

X: Want a Beef Taco?
Y: Yea, like I'm ganna fall for that one

by Pain E. December 11, 2010

Dude beef taco

A vagina that looks like ground beef hidden deep within a hairy bush (that make it appear as though there may be a penis underneath.)

May also refer to a chode.

Ian, "So did you hook up with Nicole last night?"

Stan, "Yeah I almost died because of her dude beef taco."

by James Justice June 17, 2019