If you don't have a seat at the table; you are on the menu.

If you don't have a seat at the table; you are on the menu. — A statement used in minority communities to reflect the reality that representation matters.

Vote for people who represent you and represent your interest because: If you don't have a seat at the table; you are on the menu.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 4, 2023

Crafting Table

The crafting table is a block from the mainstream game, Minecraft. Due to a incident in GeorgeNotFound's stream that their fans had found "interesting", it had been an on-going joke that "standing on a crafting table" means to give/receive a blowjob, or simply to have sexual intercourse.

Random person A: Hey, would you stand on a crafting table for me?

Random person B: Absolutely not, never say those words to me again.

by ilyapads October 17, 2020

Table of Contents

A complex chart consisting of dates, page numbers, topics, etc. that math and science teachers enjoy making you do. Your teacher will harp at you to write down the table of contents every day and threaten your grade if you don't. It is intended to be useful, but for the most part, it's not.

Teacher, glaring at your paper: Have you done the table of contents for today?
You: N-n-no?
Teacher: *eyebrows raise* You have to do the table of contents every day! Minus 10 classwork points.

by Falling Upward February 21, 2020

table touchers

When she lies on her back on the massage table and her nipples touch the table due to her tits flopping down at either side

Made my massage very tricky to complete

She has table touchers

by Working Class Hero January 2, 2021

*drop books on table

signature move of Simon Lo

student A: *drop books on table ) I am simon lo
Simon Lo: *drop books on table ) What did u just say!?!?!?!?!?
student B: gotta get out of here

by JohnMakFan November 11, 2020

table kun

An innocent table that got sexually assault by Nina as she masturbate with Table Kun’s edge. Table Kun was a gentle table use by the student council in Code Geass.

We must protect Table Kun from sexual assaults.

by AAuthor October 19, 2020

gosh that italian family at the next table sure is quiet

Said to find out if someone is a Russian sleeper spy.

Step 1. Say "Gosh that Italian family at the next table sure is quiet"

*Russian sleeper spy revealed* *Cough* *Cough* Adam West *Cough* Cough*

by arandompersonwithnolife July 28, 2017