TWS

TWS is short form meaning Typical Woman Syndrome.

Typical Woman Syndrome is most often brought on by absolutely anything.
Symptoms include continual moaning, unexplained shouting and arguing, random mood swings and extreme unwarranted jealousy and or hatred for others.

'Gah fuck! She's TWS'ing everywhere'

by Something Tovey April 17, 2010

TWS

Acronym for That Would Suck, a phrase that describes situations that would suck to be in.

Annie and Emma were watching a horror movie when the main character got his head chopped off.
"TWS!" Emma exclaimed.

by emmawemawoo November 18, 2008

TW

An acronym referring to the age-old practice of the tactical wank.

Where the hell is George?

Clearly having a furious TW

by sausagenaan December 11, 2010

TWS

Third Wheel Syndrome - occurs when spending any period of time with a couple, especially if they are fans of PDA (public displays of affection)

Adam: So, did you have fun with Greg and Sarah today?

Nick: No, not at all, i was suffering from TWS the whole time

by fgrabbit June 02, 2010

TW

Trench warfare

A Well-known bloody battle involving TW was the Battle of the Somme.

by THE HOE THAT GIVE YOU HEAD June 24, 2015

TW

Trade Win.
Usually used in the Monster Carnival Party Quest in the game called Maple Story.

1.Will the party quest be for the TW?
2.Looking for a team to do a TW party quest!
3.J>PQ 2v2 or 3v3 TW!

by HasHas96 November 07, 2010

TWS

Totally Wickedly STONED. well medicated.

"Dude, I was TWS last night after the party!!"

by ReNeGaDeToKeR420 August 18, 2009