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The first word on the internet

The first ever word typed on the was login, but after the ¨l¨ and the ¨o¨ where typed in, the system crashed. So the first actual word on the internet was ¨lo¨
Charley Kline: Ladies and gentleman, i will type the first word on the internet, ever.
People: woohoo
Charley Kline: *types in l and o*
System: *casually crashes*
by whyrugeh January 14, 2022
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The First Day of School

A day that symbolizes the upcoming 9 months of woe and endless toil that is school
I still think that it sucks more balls than Britney Spears, Ja Rule, and Marey Carey put together
by Evil Tim August 27, 2003
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1. Obtaining your first high
Most people do not get high on their first few times smoking marijuana after you have obtained your first high you are now on your way up in the ranks.

2. Being present at a drug deal
A friend needs some sticky icky, to move to the second level in this 10 level trip to greatness you need to be in the same room with a drug dealer and his/her buyer and witness the transaction occur.

3. Scoring your own weed
At this point you feel like your a badass, your not, but its alright. to move to level three you need to have obtained both a dealers phone number and have purchased some green from them.

4. Buying your first smoking device (usually a pipe)
to enter level four you need to purchase a smoking device, a rough estimate that about 75% of people purchase a pipe at this point some ignore rules and jump to further levels like little fucknuggets, but its all good.

5. The first time you smoke by yourself
this is by far the level that sepperates the boys from the men, this level weeds(no pun intended) out the pussies who just smoke to look cool and the true future masters of the weed world.
ayo i bought my own weed im the shit!

no, no your not, u obviously know nothing about The first 5 levels of pot smoking
by Mr.Dirk As Fuck June 21, 2010
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The first judgement

A judgement your parents make when they meet your new boyfriend/girlfriend.
Jenny:Michael you better prepare yourself when you come to meet my parents.

Michael:okay babe i will make sure the first judgement your parents make of me is good.
by Just insaiyan November 2, 2013
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The First Definition

The first definition, on the day the site was created, 9/12/1999.
Brutal - December 9, 1999
"Anything that makes you sweat"
Man, this morning's calisthenics were brutal.
by Eugene December 9, 1999
It is also almost 25 years old and can be found on page 6 after searching for 'brutal', 6th definition on page 6
Damn I just cant find the first definition on urban dictionary
Well there it was
by ._.pres August 25, 2023
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The First Cock On The Job

When a guy pops a chicks cherry, therefore being the first cock ever to enter her vagina
Joe: Wow she is so hott!
Devon: Yepp, i was the first cock on that job.
Joe: NICE
by Devon October 12, 2004
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the first thing

The first thing Sally did was eat cereal in the morning..
by Anonymous McDonalds Worker February 27, 2018
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