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hit the shade tree

Usually means you're fired from your job.
Joe: Sorry I'm late again, I had a flat tire.
BossMan: Hit the shade tree!!!!!
Joe: "sits under tree"
by Jojwjwjejej December 27, 2013
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shade the chad

The act of deficating in another man's ear. The origin comes from a drawing of a man named Chad. The shading on the side of his face made it look like someone took a dump in his ear and smeared it on his cheek. Hence the saying, Shade the Chad.
Man did you how dirty that guy's face was? Looks like someone shaded the chad on him.
by angry clown March 10, 2005
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The lamp shade

When your doin a girl and you put a lampshade on her head, laugh and say "Haha you have a lampshade on your head"
Girl: O yer that feels good

*Puts lampshade on her head*

Me: Haha you have a lampshade on your head

The Lamp Shade
by Pimp-jamie-b July 12, 2009
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I dont discriminate, I regulate every shade of the ass

More truer words have never been spoken.

Meaning, you find people of all races, cultures, nationalities, backgrounds, etc. attractive. Instead of only being romantically involved with people of your own race/culture, you find people of all races/cultures equally attractive, so you date people of your culture, in addition to people of other cultures.

I don't limit myself romantically with only one group of people or prejudge anyone. I find everyone beautiful no matter where the person comes from, and that's how it should be imo. As long as you have similar interests, the fact that you come from different backgrounds shouldn't matter.
__________

"I love from butter pecan to black berry molass,
I dont discriminate, I regulate every shade of the ass,
Long as you show class and pass my test,
Fat ass and breast, highly intelligent bachelorettes,
Thats the best I won't settle for less,
I wanna ghetto brunette, with unforgettable sex,
I lay your head on my chest, come feel my heartbeat,
We can park the jeep, pump Mobb Deep, and just spark the leaf"
---Lyrics taken from the song "Still not a player" by the rapper Big Pun
by .PiCe.NuSSy. October 24, 2008
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Close the shades

A variation of the term "shut up," meaning to stop making noise.
Person 1: Oh, I just love having the shades open! It brings in so much sunlight that way! Don't you just love it? I can't get enough of that sunlight! Oh, I tell ya, I-
Person 2: Dude, close the shades!
by Soupy March 15, 2009
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Wearing the shades

When someone has suddenly become very cool, and slick.

Or when in a relationship, the cooler person of the two.
"Look who's wearing the shades now!!"

"I'm wearing the shades in this relationship"
by ThatKidDanYol March 28, 2010
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Pull the shades

The act of lowering the window shades so people walking by outside can't see you masturbating.

Has become synonymous with the act of masturbating, to where simply saying you "pulled the shades" means you rubbed one out.
College Guy 1: Hey man, you wanna go get some food?
College Guy 2: I can't right now.
College Guy 1: Why the fuck not?
College Guy 2: Because I'm about to pull the shades, man!!
by Sebastian Haff August 14, 2009
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