Towned

Verb - getting owned by a tow truck.

"You better move your car before you get towned."

"That was uber townage."

by StonyBologna May 24, 2010

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A bastardization of "totally" and "owned".

You didn't just get owned, you got TOWNED!

by Asmodi July 10, 2006

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A state of alcohol intoxication. It is somewhere in-between being inebriated and drunk. The literal definition is to be intoxicated just to the point where you can dance to an embarrassing song such as Funky Town and not laugh or smile.

Hey, how was the party last night?

It was pretty cool, I danced to Funky Town and straight faced the shit out of it!

Nice! I love getting Funky-Towned!

by Crazy Gabe May 26, 2011

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