Switkowski

A small but exceedingly smelly shit which somehow manages to get smeared liberally down the side of the bowl, on the toilet seat, on the floor and out into the hallway.

telstra

We lost our bond because someone dropped a Switkowski and we had to burn the house down.

by Mucus Van Merkin January 17, 2007

Ryan Sitkowski

Lead guitarist for the band Motionless In White. Sexiest mf alive. An absolute himbo. Made a girl drive 4 hours to break up with her. Drank the other guitarists piss once. Likes big boobs

Maddy: Ryan Sitkowski is so hot!
Nicole: I know he is my boyfriend.
Maddy: NO MINE!!
Kiki: Tj Bell is my boyfriend.

by ryansitkowskilover69 January 19, 2021

Spakowski

A male model type that is unable to pass a mirror without checking himself out.

1: Look at that Zoolander, he really thinks alot of himself.
2: What a Spakowski

by jdelar June 27, 2010

Dirty Spakowski

Having gay butt sex over and over again.

John want to give Chris a Dirty Spakowski

by mac November 12, 2004