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Syntax error

The most fucking irritating thing that can happen on a calculator. You press all these numbers and you THINK it's the right button to press but really the calculator's been LYING to you and you've really fucked up big time, but it waits until you've pressed the = button and then it flashes with 'Syntax error' which is basically calculator talk for "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKED IT! NOW THE REST OF THE CLASS CAN ADVANCE TO QUESTION TWENTY-THREE WHILST YOU ARE STILL TRAPPED AT TWENTY-TWO, YOU INADEQUATE CALCUATOR-USER! I HATE ALL YOU STAND FOR AND YOUR WAY OF LIFE!" etc etc.
Jill was in her Maths class and she was working out a really hard equation involving logorithms and algebra n shit on her CALCULATOR. She had put in all the numbers and just pressed the = button when BAM! SYNTAX ERROR.

Jill: Fuck!

Jack: What?

Jill: Syntax error!

Jack: Fuck! Oh well, you'll just have to redo all your work. No biggie.

Jill: No biggie my ass! I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you!
by funkie_chick87 December 28, 2005
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Sonita

A very kind girl with beautiful looks, she is smart and caring. She mostly cares for her loved ones and yet, she can be easily hurt because of that. She doesn't like how others don't take her side or understand and respect her side. She loves her boyfriend so much she always would listen to what her boyfriend says and she likes that how her feelings and his have the same feelings (equal feelings). She is trustworthy, only keeps the secret the two of them and also she can cook!! She is also into K-pop!! AND SHE LOVES FOOD~
She has a beautiful heart when you get close to her, it's warm. ^^
OMB, that Sonita is so kind, I would love to be close friends with her or else be her boyfriend so she can cook me food~ Muahaha and yet, I also want her warmth. ><
by Hastymoss18 July 27, 2016
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Synia

A cute and funny girl who always brightens up your day even when you're having the worst. She doesn't care who you are or what you look like, she'd always want to be your friend!
"Hey, are you feeling any better?" "Yeah, Synia cheered me up a lot yesterday! She took me to an amusement park!"
by ur mum hae February 23, 2019
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synia

A very loving and lit🔥 Person usually brings a party to a boring place and is always 💯
Synia stay lit at parties
by Synia love August 26, 2017
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Syntax Genocide

The continuous "raping" of one or more languages. This is, but not limited to:

-1337 speak.
-Misspelling more than 4 words in one -sentence.
-Purposely misspelling words.
-IM Speak.
-Choosing not to use the correct language.
User A: Hello, how are you today?
User B: o i r t3h ub3r pwnzor, get ur butt out
User C: Hey, User B, quit contributing to the Syntax Genocide ~__~
by Ryuzaki_Yagami/Konoha777 October 18, 2008
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Sanitarium

An organazation built to hold mentally unstable people and help them regain sanity.

(You're probably searching this, because, it's also a kick-ass Metallica song.)
After coming home from the war with shell shock, Alex had to be held in a sanitarium.

Sanitarium, leave me be.
Sanitarium, leave me alone.
by TauntingXxXFate June 25, 2008
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Welcome Home (Sanitarium)

Metallica played Sanitarium during yesterday's say.
by Lord DarkSlaya January 1, 2005
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