synchronised brain tumors

two or more people in a group having all suffering from headaches at the same time

Guy 1: Man I have a headache
Guy 2: Me too, it's killing me
Guy 3: The synchronised brain tumors are at it again

by KeeKz October 29, 2007

synchronitus vaginus

When a group of women who live together have their periods synchronized.

don't you hate when the tri-delts go all synchronitus vaginus and no ones getting anything?

by Danica J May 11, 2015

Synchronisitis

When you randomly check the time and the minutes are almost always the same.

"... Did you ever notice that about eleven? Every time you look at your clock it's something eleven?"-Roseanne Barr Synchronisitis

by Jch1985 October 4, 2019

Syncbronous

When you and your bro(s) think of or do the same thing at the exact same time

Bro1: "Hey bro, I just bought some v-neck tees"
Bro2: "Yooooo. I just bought some v-necks too"
Both bros: "SYNCBRONOUS!!!"

by Soltnchips December 11, 2022

asynchronous resign

When one party quits their job without the other's consent; ie, getting fired or quitting without prior notice. Wordplay on 'asynchronous design'.

Did you hear about Bob's asynchronous resign? His boss must have hated him!

by jellington90 December 10, 2015

Syncronosationalyingtonsilliussodususlyasation

The seemingly random and pointless destruction of two or more objects/places/beings within the same hour.

When she broke my other coffee table two minute after breaking the first one, I thought this "boy, this girl has a real tendency towards syncronosationalyingtonsilliussodususlyasation"

by ICE2008 December 20, 2008

Asynchronous Self-Conversation

A conversation one engages in with oneself in a way which resembles the way one converses with oneself or with a different individual, only this type of self-conversation takes place in the present but with a recording of one's words made in the past.

To participate in an asynchronous self-conversation one needs to listen to an audio recording of things one said in the past, and can either speak to the individual speaking in the recording acknowledging that one is speaking to oneself, or pretend one is speaking to someone other than oneself. Asynchronous self-conversations work surprisingly well and can be enlightening because as time progresses every individual changes. Therefore, at 12:00 P.M. (noon) no one is thinking or feeling the same things they were thinking and feeling at 11:59 A.M. ( one-minute ago ). Listening to a recording of a word one said is a type of Asynchroneous Self-Conversation.

by but for October 21, 2017