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sockophant

A sockpuppet created for the purpose of fawning over the original poster's comment, in order to make the poster or their ideas seem more popular than they are.
That Intersocktion blog is so desperate for sheeple, it's infested by a bunch of ass-kisser, brown-noser mindless sockophants to make up the numbers.
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sycophant

someone who kisses ass to get ahead in life, often claiming positions above hardworking people.
I told the boss he had a nice ass and now i'm a partner.
by p.Diddy Poppa Nox July 27, 2003
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sycophant

John Howard is such a sycophant
by Trip June 6, 2003
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sycophantic

An apple polishing type; A fake individual; Two faced.

Seeks to flatter others expecting a service in return.
Earl walks into the office just as his boss blows an impetuous, poisonous, pestilent fart capable of desintegrating one's body, mind, and soul.
Earl: "Hey boss! It smells wonderful in here today! By the way, have you given any thought to that raise I asked you last year?"

If Earl was not a sycophantic bastard, he would have said:
Earl: " What the Fuck! Somebody fuck me drunk in the middle of a snowstorm! I can't believe how awful it smells in here boss! Did you have carcass for breakfast?
by puffyjacket November 13, 2007
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Suckophant

A woman who uses sex or relationships in an attempt to gain status off of a perceived alpha male. A status parasite who think by being with an alpha it makes them one too. A play on sycophant and suck.
Sally had a smug look on her face when she told the story of how she slept with the pro athlete, but everyone rolled their eyes as she was just a suckophant.
by Quif Chang Caine June 1, 2023
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sycophant

One who blatantly kisses as to get ahead, especially at work.
Dude, did you see Chuck Davidenko in Rod's office the other day? What a f*****g sycophant!
by dangdude September 13, 2011
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psychophant

One who attempts to garner favour by flattering influential people, but does so to a psychotic, often violent degree.

Usually someone who feels insignificant in their own life, this drives their need to tort the lives of others in a negative way to exercise any kind of power.
Wow, that Jen girl is such a psychophant, I heard she slept with that guy just so her boyfriend would get mad and kick him off of the team!
by TheBigJay August 17, 2007
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