swoofter

"Swoofter" - originally a contraction of "pull a swift booster pal", now used in many other contexts.

To be told to "pull a swoofter" is loosely equivalent to, in the vernacular, "get the fuck out".

"Fuckin' pull a swoofter"
"Double dunt a swoofter and fuck off"
"Get your rat out ya pure swooftcake"

etc.

by Shaggatron June 17, 2009

Spoofster

A device crafted from a paper towel roll stuffed with dryer sheets. colored duct tape is applied around the roll for affect.

It replaces the dank odor with an overwhelming scent of clean clothes.

"Yo my mom's still awake, use the spoofster"
"Blow out of the spoofster, bro-d"

by TripTroll December 2, 2009

Swoosher

(verb) To swoosh away in a swipe all the nonsense that eats our battery life.

Stephanie is the best Swoosher that Maria has ever known.

by Einahpets August 11, 2013

Shmonster

Massive chode. Or penis that is extremely bigger in width(around) then it is in length.

Didn't ya hear? John has a amazing shmonster.

by john's-shmonster November 17, 2011

Spoonter

It is a man who spoonts

He is a spoonter

by Spoonter June 14, 2018

Spoonter

Is a man who spoonts

He is a spoonter

by Spoonter June 14, 2018

spookster

A term to describe a place or person that holds a suspicious or creepy demeanor.

“Wow. That house looks like a real spookster.”
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“You see that person over there? They give me the heebie jeebies. They look like a real spookster.”

by AwkwardAspen May 6, 2020