Swonking

Transy University.
The act of putting your dick in a chicks ear.

So I was swonking this chick the other night and there was an abundace of ear wax on my dick.

by Chris Shain/ JJ Tulbs/ Nick/ Swonk/ Bitter December 4, 2004

swonked

To be severely intoxicated after having consumed alcohol.

"Oi mate, your swonked. Better lay off the swonk for tonight"

by kenturamon April 27, 2009

swonked

Being left by a girl at a bar when that girl has found a better prospect.

I was chatting up a girl who was obviously shoulder surfing. I knew she found her mark when I got swonked.

by Troy Wright October 14, 2007

swonk

verb: the act of swonking
adj: to be a swonker
noun: get off my swonk

Get all yous swonk off me!

by Will December 26, 2003

swonke tonker

A state of getting drunk to the point you can barely walk and talk.

1Andy and Jason were the biggest swonke tonkers last Saturday.

2Kelley said she is going to get swonke tonked tonight.

by Grigg&Kellah February 6, 2014

Swonking

The ability to suck your own dick

Billy: Is that guy swonking over there?
Jim: I think he might
Billy: Nasty

by SWONK September 16, 2014

Swonk

A rare coloration found in tigers. Sometimes called a golden tiger or a golden tabby, a tiger born with this coloration is officially recognized in the scientific community as a swonk tiger.

Hey dude, did you see that swonk at the zoo?! They just got it last week!

by DiamondDogg September 15, 2019