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Swoletariat

Absolutely built and cut super Chad gymbro who has a big heart and fights for the working class. The swoletariat is also Antifa and actively fights against homophobia, transphobia, misogyny, colorism, ableism, etc.
Gavin: You’re so built, do you lift bro ?
Baljeet: Nah, I LEFT bro. I’m a swoletariat. Join me in the Revolution ! * flexes right arm while holding the Communist Manefesto with the left arm*
by Based_leftist_bro April 22, 2021
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head swole

When ones head and or face is swollen. Typically in the morning upon waking the face will be puffy and eyes red and dry. The heads appearance could be fatter. Causes range from allergies, respiratory issues, obesity and more.
Yo my allergies are fucking killing me right now. Woke up this morning with my head swole as fuck.
by Bald Boy May 16, 2022
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Solyneth

A standing wave.

Occasionally known as Solynomial, another form of polynomials, also confused with solenoids in physics. It is a function of secsquare.
During a physics lesson, a teacher (arbitrarily named Ms Holloway) asks her class to draw solyneths, labelling axes clearly, which shouldn't be hard because solyneth is such a fine example of standing waves.
by E Unit Megatron July 23, 2011
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SwoleJimmy

SwoleJimmy is a man that can lift more than you chug a 5th and mandrop on to your preschool all in 4.20seconds.
SwoleJimmy just ate that whole bag of chicken wtf how.
by SwoleJimmy is my dad July 30, 2019
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Swollen Head Syndrome (SHS)

An affliction that ails men entering middle age, usually evidenced by a swollen head that was not present in their teens or twenties. As best can be determined, SHS is caused by a lifetime of a diet high in animal fats and high sodium intake.
After watching William Shatner in "Star Trek" and John Travolta in "Welcome Back Kotter," then again seeing them both over twenty years later in "Boston Legal" and "Pulp Fiction," it was clear that both venerable actors suffered from Swollen Head Syndrome (SHS).
by ZonaCat Hansen June 28, 2008
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Swolest

To make unwanted contact with the muscles, often an exposed bicep, of a swole dude. Generally followed by sexist degrading remarks such as "Oh you're so strong".
"I was out trying to just have a good night with the lads, but the sluts at the club kept swolesting me...."
by SoulEntropy August 14, 2013
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Skolyosis

Becoming sick or passing out as a result of drinking large quantities of Skol Vodka
Johnny: How'd new years go for you man?
Trev: aw not so good, I drank too much, and came down with a sever case of Skolyosis
by LNGTWROFPWR9000 January 15, 2015
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