Swollen

What happens to a girl when she eats too much and wears clothing too small.

Dude did u see that bitch in that car... she looked fucking swollen.

by Rexall October 26, 2003

Swollen

The new way to be pissed off

That test paper had me swollen.

by Steve Rotstein October 20, 2005

swollen pussy

When a girl is fully aroused and needs to have a massive orgasm.

My boyfriend spent all night playing with my body . I ended up having a swollen pussy because the need was so great.

by Alwayssloshy February 11, 2018

Swollen Starfish

This is what you call someones butthole after they had a fun filled night of anal sex and their butthole is twice the size it shoud be.

"My boyfriend fucked me in the ass so hard last night and now I have a Swollen Starfish.''

"Dude I nailed my girl in the ass so hard last night! She has a Swollen Starfish!"

by SiloJohnson72 December 13, 2011

swollen members

the best music to ever hit this planet!

Hey yo r u comin to the swollen members show tonight its gonna b dope!

by Phat Dawg June 26, 2003

swollen boosterseat

Noun---the act of having to drive yourself to the hospital after being "pink-socked"

Not remembering the night b4, Jackie went 2 her car 2 find out that she had a swollen boosterseat, and spent the rest of her day in ER.

by Martian12 February 19, 2014

Swollen Beaver

A term for someone that tucks their balls and penis between their legs.

Wade had a swollen Beaver in the showers this morning.

by DreamcastERA March 08, 2018