To make unwanted contact with the muscles, often an exposed bicep, of a swole dude. Generally followed by sexist degrading remarks such as "Oh you're so strong".
"I was out trying to just have a good night with the lads, but the sluts at the club kept swolesting me...."
by SoulEntropy August 14, 2013
Get the Swolest mug.Swoleitis (also known as Swoleosis) is a condition that affects the size of human muscle tissue. If Swoleitis is left unchecked it may cause severe hypertrophy in human skeletal muscle.
People affected by Swoleitis are easily identified by their physical appearance. Sufferers may be referred to as "meatheads", "buff" or "hella swole." Swoleitis is very common in bodybuilder communities.
People affected by Swoleitis are easily identified by their physical appearance. Sufferers may be referred to as "meatheads", "buff" or "hella swole." Swoleitis is very common in bodybuilder communities.
Fred: "Whoa man, you're looking hella swole"
Gary: "Yeah, working out for 2 years gave me a bad case of swoleitis"
Gary: "Yeah, working out for 2 years gave me a bad case of swoleitis"
by Bro Brosef Brohanson March 5, 2008
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This is what you call someones butthole after they had a fun filled night of anal sex and their butthole is twice the size it shoud be.
"My boyfriend fucked me in the ass so hard last night and now I have a Swollen Starfish.''
"Dude I nailed my girl in the ass so hard last night! She has a Swollen Starfish!"
"Dude I nailed my girl in the ass so hard last night! She has a Swollen Starfish!"
by SiloJohnson72 December 15, 2011
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by Alwayssloshy May 5, 2018
Get the swollen pussy mug.A place aka weight room...aka YMCA. Where you do work on the weights and get swole. You may develop swoleosis, and it is non-curable but it will be alright in the morning. Swole Shack may include intense swole sessions where you X-plode on the weights and DO WORK SON!
Bro 1: "Yo broski you lookin small, need to get big on the weights and head over to the Swole Shack."
Bro 2: "Ight bro I'll check it out."
2 years later
Bro 1: " Dang broski looks like you been hitting the Swole Shack."
Bro 2: " Yessir bro, all day errrdayy. The doc told me the other day I developed Swoleosis...no big deal."
Bro 2: "Ight bro I'll check it out."
2 years later
Bro 1: " Dang broski looks like you been hitting the Swole Shack."
Bro 2: " Yessir bro, all day errrdayy. The doc told me the other day I developed Swoleosis...no big deal."
by Jacked Diseal January 8, 2012
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by IceWarm November 6, 2004
Get the swole up mug.(Noun) Your life-long gym partner. The one you simply can't lift without. You would never dare let someone else spot you once you've found your true swolemate. You and your swolemate grow together, both literally and figuratively. Age, ethnicity, gender, body type, political affiliation, and sexual preference have no bearing on social acceptance of two people calling themselves swolemates. That is: prejudice against swolemates is non-existent.
Guy1: Dude, why are you here all alone? Where's your swolemate?
Guy2: He tore his rotary cuff doing incline, man. He'll be out for at least a month.
Guy2: He tore his rotary cuff doing incline, man. He'll be out for at least a month.
by Gynomancer May 11, 2013
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