Straight White Male, a man who embodies all the worst characteristics of straight white men. They are whiney and privledged, but are incapable of recognizing it. They aren’t respectful toward women, unless they are thin, young, and blond.
John told me he worked harder than me for his scholarship, even though his dad donated a bunch of money to the university. What a SWM.
by dank memes all day August 18, 2018
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Holy shit there's a lot of SWM (Single White MAGA) on the Facebook tonight talking about what they'd do the first time they see a non-digitalized vagina
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A male suffering from Self Wiped Male (SWM):
Boyfriend will not party or hangout with other male friends in areas in which females and males might interact in a physical way, so as to use this as a situation in which she feels guitly for him not having fun. In most situations the girl does the exact opposite and is the domanant one in the relationship.
Boyfriend will not party or hangout with other male friends in areas in which females and males might interact in a physical way, so as to use this as a situation in which she feels guitly for him not having fun. In most situations the girl does the exact opposite and is the domanant one in the relationship.
by David Meller May 9, 2007
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