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SWM

When creating my POF profile, I like to use the term "SWM" to let the ladies know I'm a Sexy White Man.
by PNPinDallas November 1, 2015
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SWM

"Snape's Worst Memory", the name of the 28th chapter in Order of the Phoenix.
Person 1: Do you think Snape's a redeemable character?

Person 2: Honestly, after reading SWM, I don't know anymore...I'm so confused...
by Zucchini_Hearts January 9, 2021
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SWM

short-term, ghetto saying for 'skankers watch me'
oftenly used before a skank has begun, to inform fellow skankers that you are about to start skanking.

search: skanking
skanking don #1: 'swm!'
skanking don #2: 'yes bruuuv, bust a snake!'
by partyallnight1234 October 12, 2010
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Self Wiped Male (SWM)

A male who purposely wipes himself for his girlfriend in order to use guilt as a means of manipulating her.
A male suffering from Self Wiped Male (SWM):
Boyfriend will not party or hangout with other male friends in areas in which females and males might interact in a physical way, so as to use this as a situation in which she feels guitly for him not having fun. In most situations the girl does the exact opposite and is the domanant one in the relationship.
by David Meller May 9, 2007
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SWM (Single White MAGA)

Do you even really need a fucking definition for what these involuntary celibates are? It's pretty self-explanatory ffs.
Holy shit there's a lot of SWM (Single White MAGA) on the Facebook tonight talking about what they'd do the first time they see a non-digitalized vagina
by BeelzeDerp May 5, 2022
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SWM's

"I'm so tired of swm's having control over everything -_-;"
by shinjikinnie123 July 8, 2021
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SWM

Straight White Male, a man who embodies all the worst characteristics of straight white men. They are whiney and privledged, but are incapable of recognizing it. They aren’t respectful toward women, unless they are thin, young, and blond.
John told me he worked harder than me for his scholarship, even though his dad donated a bunch of money to the university. What a SWM.
by dank memes all day August 18, 2018
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