Salted Waffle

Bits of tissue paper that weren't properly removed after going number two and now surround a persons anus/butthole.

Example 1:
Guy: Eat my ass?
Girl: No, you got serious salted waffle!
Guy: Damnit...

Example 2:
Girl 1: The aroma of his salted waffle was like a scratch and sniff sticker and I was scratchin it.
Girl 2: Stop you'll make me barf!!

by That's a Damn Shame March 30, 2015

George salter academy

Actual hellhole. Yet it's still fucking freezing, even the devil would live in his own home (more than i can say for some teachers). Corridors smell like shit, just like the grades. Food looks like dead mangled cats and infected with stds. Ratty year 7s everywhere. Girls toilets look like there's been a murder in there. Don't even get me started on the boys, shit spray everywhere. Practically smell the bullshit flying around.

"have you heard of George salter academy?"

"I barely escaped"

by thotticuss December 18, 2019

Salted My Kipper

a reference to ejectulating in one's pants

guy:wow she's so hot! ive just salted my kipper
guy:dude! she's like 78

by Stripes Go Faster! June 3, 2009

rowan salter

he is awesome but at most times a crazy fella

rowan salter means crazy

by ur nan is my grandad January 4, 2018

swote

Swote: adj. - A combination of greatness and raw awesome. Generally used to describe something that is extraordinarily exceptional or clever.

1)Did you see what he just did?
Yeah man that was fucking swote!

2)You don't need to know what it means, only that the word swote is fuckin swote.

3)Swote is an undefeatable goliath the likes of which have never been seen before.

by stevez July 30, 2008

Soltero

The best damn last name out there. well know and respected feared by many. usually rich mexicans bare the last name.
it also means to be single.

Damn, that soltero why is he so hot and rich.

by Soltero July 5, 2009

Soltero Slider

When you make an "OK" sign with your middle, ring and little finger pointing away from you, you then act like you are jerking off, this is to say that it is ok to jerk off like this because its like someone else is doing it.

Jose is the king of the Soltero Slider. He does it so much that he actually thinks someone else is doing it.

by Herf69 October 13, 2008