Swiss Cheese

A cheese well known for having holes. Just like most rappers.

Holey cheese! No seriously...

by Zach G. October 30, 2003

Swiss Cheesing

The act of forcing a fart past a turd, or through the porosities there of while still in poop chute.
Usually followed by the immediate stench of feces.

Dude, did you shit yourself, or are you swiss cheesing?

by Sir Dan-O February 5, 2007

Swiss cheese

Used to describe a horrible goalie.

EA Sports Hockey League goalies are such Swiss cheese.

by mattdude255 September 4, 2016

Swiss Cheese

The cheese that is formed after a Frenchman has his way with a cheese of any origin (usually a smelly, expensive cheese). The cheese boasts many holes... it should be obvious why.

"Dude, Christophe took my block of cheddar, now i've just got a wheel of swiss cheese!!!"

by LeilaJonssonBiotch January 1, 2008

Swiss Cheese

Another synonym for drugs

Jacob and Angel are about to go out a get some Swiss Cheese

by oscar delavega January 27, 2010

Swiss cheese

the taste of cum mixed with lube and latex after having sexual intercourse.

James- Hey babe will you get that swiss cheese for me?
Sarah- UGH!

by XOlolXO April 8, 2009

Swiss Cheese

A more suitable name for Windows 98 and later.

Swiss Cheese XP Home Edition is such crap!

by boarder8925 August 27, 2003