Swiss cheese

Used to describe a horrible goalie.

EA Sports Hockey League goalies are such Swiss cheese.

by mattdude255 September 4, 2016

Swiss Cheese

The cheese that is formed after a Frenchman has his way with a cheese of any origin (usually a smelly, expensive cheese). The cheese boasts many holes... it should be obvious why.

"Dude, Christophe took my block of cheddar, now i've just got a wheel of swiss cheese!!!"

by LeilaJonssonBiotch January 1, 2008

Swiss Cheese

Another synonym for drugs

Jacob and Angel are about to go out a get some Swiss Cheese

by oscar delavega January 27, 2010

Swiss cheese

the taste of cum mixed with lube and latex after having sexual intercourse.

James- Hey babe will you get that swiss cheese for me?
Sarah- UGH!

by XOlolXO April 8, 2009

swiss cheese

Term used to define a fake sports fan (usually old and completely unathletic) who is there for the publicity or because their other rich friends went there, and they sit in the club boxes eating swiss cheese and drinking white zinfendel, occassionally clapping for the team when they do something that everyone else claps at.

Spike Wearing Raider Fan: Look at the swiss cheese and wine fans

by Dimitri Arethas December 25, 2005

Swiss Cheese

A more suitable name for Windows 98 and later.

Swiss Cheese XP Home Edition is such crap!

by boarder8925 August 27, 2003

Swiss Cheese

A gay man's asshole after his mate has missed a few times in the butt. Allowing him to be picked up bowling ball style because of the holes. (Usually being referenced by a claw motion of the hand.)

Last night you kept missing and you turned my ass into swiss cheese. Now i am afraid to walk past the bowling alley. Seriously my ass looks like a mafia hit gone wrong.

by Dattin J October 17, 2012