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swirlie train

When a bully, or often a group of bullies, give a nerd successive swirlies (forcing his head into a toilet bowl and flushing) as a line of people - either the bullies themselves, or anyone who comes in and needs to go - come through to use a toilet. For example, if a group of high school jocks want to torture a nerd, they ferry him off to the boys' bathroom at the start of lunch period and give him a swirlie after each time someone uses the toilet until lunch is over, threatening to give the bathroom-goers swirlies of their own should they go against the bullies' orders to leave the toilet unflushed.
I just saw John getting a swirlie train from a bunch of the lacrosse bros. I went in the boys' bathroom and they were giving him wedgies and stuff; when they saw me come in they told me to do my business and not to flush or they'd give me a swirlie. As soon as I was done they carried John into the stall and dunked him face-first into my shit. I couldn't bear to watch but just hearing him scream as the toilet flushed was so sickening. I think they're still there, he's probably gotten at least 20 chunky swirlies by now cause all the sadistic jocks have heard about it and are going to that bathroom on purpose. Poor John.
by yikestbh March 20, 2018
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Swirling Pool

The final stage before vomiting violently. The swirling pool stage is your body’s natural way of warning you to remove yourself from the public eye and seek a toilet, waste bin or other discarding device.
"I'm gonna' have to go home mate. I'm in the swirling pool!"
by kristiano90 November 3, 2011
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SWIRLIN

1) Under the influence of a drug or alcoholic beverage . 2) Having a good feeling or natural high
1) Im swirlin of this patron . 2) I am swirlin on a molly . 3) Her love has me swirlin 4) Swirlin on that Liq
by Raziel Chamel May 21, 2013
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swirlie

Holding someone's head down the loo bowl and flushing. A "punishment" often meted out by jocks to decent people who never did the jocks any harm but the jocks, being sadistic bastards, do it anyhow.

Also takes place in the UK. There, is is referred to as "The Flush" or an "Initiation Ceremony".
by KHD August 20, 2003
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dirty swirlie

A form a punishment in which a person takes a monsterous dump and the forces someone's head into the toilet before flushing.
Brian was ashamed to discover corn in his ear after being given a dirty swirlie.
by Dirty American May 8, 2007
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swirlin'

1. Any interracial interaction between two partners.
2. A date between two interracial lovers.
K: Where's Collen?
B: With Al out swirlin'.
by BriRodriguez February 17, 2009
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swirlzo

Defecating on a spider from a high of more than 1 meter.
"oh no Steve's doing a swirlzo on spidey again"
by unparalleled October 31, 2009
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