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What you might call a swirly if you were Beavis of MTV's Beavis and Butt-Head.
FYI a swirly is when you put somebody's head into a toliet and flush -- works best if the shitbowl you use is an aluminum thunderflush or a porcelain version of one.
I am going to give you a swirlio so that I can get rollios for my bunghole!
swirlio by Telephony March 31, 2015
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Cleveland Swirlie 

Taking a mean shit in the toilet right before giving someone a swirlie.
Lets give those nerds some cleveland swirlies.

Swirling 

A black women that likes/ dates white men
"Girl you're swirling"
Swirling by O7d7u7 May 8, 2017

chocolate swirlie 

A form of torture that works best with a long-haired person. Said individual is dangled head first over a toilet full of fecal matter, with hair dangling into the water. The toilet is then flushed.
You missed it, guy! We gave Karen a chocolate swirlie!
chocolate swirlie by robio January 16, 2003

A Chocolate Swirlie

A swirlie is the act of putting somebodys head in a toilet and flushing it.A chocolate swirlie is a normal swirlie but with shit in the toilet.
I'm so pissed of that i'm gonna give somebody a chocolate swirlie!
Swirlie:

n. pl. -s
v. to give a swirlie

Variations: swirley, swirly

A form of torture/punishment in which the victim is held upside down over a toilet, with his head in the toilet bowl, while it is flushed. Variations on this theme include holding a long-haired person over the toilet so that the hair merely rotates with the draining water or completely immersing the victim's head in the water.
Having been given one too many swirlies in grade school, and with the support of the EPA, congressman Nichols introduced legislation banning toilets, bathrooms, and any kind of response to "the call of nature."
swirlie by Ben Gardner February 25, 2003

Michigan Swirlie 

To give a person a typical swirlie, but instead of in a toilet, dunk them into a snow bank.
Just because it's Christmas doesn't mean you can run your mouth. If you don't shut up Uncle Matt and I will be giving you a Michigan Swirlie.
Michigan Swirlie by gooch14 January 8, 2010
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