spinster jess

1)An old, unmarried lady. She usually has 47 cats and loves scaring away little kids that come up to her door on Halloween.

2)A fourteen year old girl that believes she will never get married and wants to become a spinster.

little girl: oh my goodness, did you hear about that spinster jess that lives down the street!?

little boy: yessir! i went to her house on Halloween and she let her crazy cats come out and attack me.

or

Jessie: so i think i will end up being a spinster when im older. yaay!! :

Lydia: OH MY GOODNESS. You will not become a spinster jess!! i wont let that happen.

by jess the spinster March 5, 2008

executive spinster

A successful, career-driven woman who refuses to settle for a man who (a) earns less than she does (b) her social circle/family would disprove of, and (c) someone she feels she can't look up to. Years later, she finds that by not compromising, she's in her 40s, single, and turns to artificial insemination as a last-ditch attempt at motherhood.

After vying to make partner at the firm for 16 years, Fran put off starting a family. By the time she made partner, she was 44, her looks had faded, and she was relegated to the role of executive spinster: take out Chinese, Grey's Anatomy, and 6am spin classes.

by Ma Cheese Moe December 5, 2011

aspiring spinster

a 20 something woman who has had her heart broken into a million pieces so she decides not to date anyone. she is content with dying old and alone.

Good luck trying to date her she is an aspiring spinster.

by HannaH Louise September 25, 2011

man-spinster

Sentient, omnipotent-biped. Capable of anything except permanent attachment to any single member of the opposite sex.

At 44 and still a man-spinster, he's a good catch if you can get him to settle down.

by Cripi October 16, 2013

spinster

a woman who is not married, especially a woman who is no longer young and seems unlikely ever to marry.
Note* A woman who never enters marriage contract is so smart.

"Spinster means a woman who can stand independently and doesn't need a man for her life"

by Ebonii March 14, 2008

Spinster

A spinster, or old maid, is an older, childless woman who has never been married. A "spinster" is not simply a "single" woman, but a woman who has not formed a human pair bond by the time she is approaching or has reached menopause and the end of her reproductive lifespan.

I fear Robyn is going to end up a lonely spinster with only a cat by her side for company.

by ToewsRJ July 28, 2014

swinterbush

A woman who grows out a winterbush during the summer months.

Hey honey, please get your swinterbush waxed before we leave for our beach vacation.

by Winter Bush Inspector (WBI) January 13, 2010