swingers ad

Now mostly replaced by Internet bulletin boards and sites like Craig's List, these ads were placed in swingers magazines to publicize that men and/or their wives or significant others were available for sex with other couples or individuals. The ads, which were often accompanied by pornographic and near-pornographic photos of the female showing all but her face, usually described the physical attributes of the female and laid down the conditions under which such couplings were desirable.

When Bonnie and Mike were newlyweds and beginning to explore their mutual sexual fantasies and kinks, Mike pressured Bonnie to OK a swingers ad being placed in a magazine to see what kind of results they'd get. The ad read like this:

Headline: Lonely, Sex Starved, Cock Sucking, Cum Swallowing Wife

Body: 22 years old, 5’2”, 100 lbs., blue eyed blonde with great legs and hot ass to work with and small pleasure toy tits to suck and slap and bruise, ISO dominant Alpha-type men with 7 to 9 inch cocks to go out with on fuck, suck and swallow dates while passive hubby jacks off at home, then be dumped off to tearful limp cock hubby afterwards for hot, dirty detailed confessions of all her sins, while hubby lovingly forgives her and submissively cleans up the mess her date has made of her.

by July41944 August 3, 2009

A Big Dick Swinger

A Cranism for a person who most often is right and thus quite successful in their field

He's a Big Dick Swinger

by momomomco September 16, 2019

Swinglered

A massively unfortunate incident caused by several small, easily avoidable circumstances and excessively poor decision making.

I really Swinglered my car when I decide to throw that soft-drink through my sunroof onto that other guy's car, and he proceeded to chase me for 45 minutes, hurling debris at me and causing hundreds of dollars worth of damage to my car exterior.

by Rockteh January 7, 2013

Chicken Swinger

1) A pejorative term for a Jew referring to the killing of chickens as part of an atonement ritual practiced by orthodox Jews on the eve of Yom Kippur known as kapparot;

2) An orthodox Jew (in particular).

Even among major media, serious discussion about peace in the Middle East is inevitably preempted by the intrusion of a walleyed chicken swinger ranting about Israel's "right to exist."

by JebediahSpringfield88 January 12, 2023

Whistle Swinger

A "Whistle Swinger" is when you're cheating on your husband/wife with your radio co-host in the booth.

"Damn, I didn't know this radio job would lead to me being a Whistle Swinger."

by DublinIsBubblin June 2, 2020

pipe swinger

A heterosexual man with a large penis who makes this fact known. A general badass.

Matt, you are a straight shootin' pipe swinger!

by Freight Train Lewis February 4, 2009

Swinglet

A term of endearment use to describe a person a person, usually a particularly adorable female, who swing dances.

Can someone pick up the swinglets from campus so they can come to our dance?

by Head Swinglet April 26, 2009