swiming

Swiming, /schwī'mɪ̈ng/,(goblin): a ritual water sport engaged in by the goblin race approximately 30,000 years ago during the Mattonian age. Every winter, participants were pitted against one another in a contest of bravery. archaeologists can only speculate from ancient translations of stone tablets that the maturity rite began with an affirmation of fertility, known as the "clasping of hands". after the clasping of hands the goblins seek out a wet dark environment, like an aquatic cave, under a bridge or waterfall. the rest of the ritual is shrouded in esoteric knowledge and secrecy. it appears a main element of the mythology centered around grunt beetle larvae. grunt beetles lie hibernating in logs during the winter, and so their aphrodisiac secretions remain acutely potent in their glands. unfortunately not much is known about the actual competition except that it appears the grunt beetle larvae were massaged into the gonads of one's rival. it's unclear how victory was declared and defeat was recognized, but everyone leaves the cave a winner

After the last time we went swiming, we all agreed to never mention it again

by Dr. Theocratus Humboldton January 23, 2013

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Simize

An object or character that can be created or manipulated in the Sims 4 game.

I saw a beautiful house yesterday that I thought was simizable.

I can simize Taylor Swift in Sims4, if I really wanted to.

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Swimiscal

To swim in a whimiscal manner

Golly gee, that Adam can swimiscal better than anyone I know.

by Nellstrum August 7, 2019

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shimizu

Japanese last name that translates to pure water, anyone with this last name should be respected and praised. Also a city in Japan

Person one: What’s your name?

Person two: Jason Shimizu

Person one: Were you sent here by God?

by Jimmu-san March 24, 2019

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Swimingly

Simply put, another word for good, great, okay, fine, fantastic, etc. Only used by Stewie from Family Guy.

Actual Quotes from Family Guy:

Meg: I can't believe this is happening to me. I can never go back to school again.

Stewie: Oh yes, Meg. Yes, everything was going SWIMINGLY for you until this. Yes, this is the thing that will ruin your reputation. Not your years of grotesque appearance, or awkward social graces. Or that Felix Ungerish way you clear your sinuses. No, no, it's this. Do you hear your self talk? I might kill you tonight.

by steve-o11505 September 30, 2007

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