Credit Card Swiping

When you take your hand and swish it upward (or downward) someone's ass crack to cause them to jump. In a credit card swiping motion.

"Dude you just credit card swiped my ass! Not Cool!"

by Swanksterama November 3, 2003

Swiffing out

When someone says he/she will do something and then does not do it because of of laziness, irresponsibility or worthlessness. Can also mean when someone needs to do a task within a certain timeframe and then gives notice of failure after the time has expired.

Sean: Hey Jeremy, can you get me my tickets before 6:00pm tomorrow?
Jeremy (at 6:30pm the next day): I will not be able to get you your tickets.
Sean: Damn, that Jeremy is always swiffing out...

by baaaaaaaab January 17, 2010

swiper no swiping

the most retarded command ever. im sure most of you have already watched dora the exlorer so you know who the fox is. dora simply asks swiper nicely to stop whatever he is doing. which is total BS cuz that is swipers job!! like dora, i dont tell you to stop walking around on your giant acid trip!! like wtf?? *sigh* anyway,
kids, do not think this works in everyday life. if you ask a bad doer to stop what they are doing, chances are, it isnt going to work.

situation where "swiper no swiping" would not work

pedofile: come here little girl. im gonna give you what you need.

helpless girl: oh crap what do i do? oh thats right! dora taught me. raper no raping!!!

pedo: wtf? oh well. *procceds to rape*

by gahhhhhwtf August 20, 2010

Taylor Swifting

The act of pulling your pants down, sitting on the ground and wiping your bare ass against the floor like an old dog.

The Egyptians were known for donkey dicking, but today Taylor Swifting is most impressive.

by Malicho August 22, 2012

sifinifinint

used as the ultimate end to the "sif" series.
only found in online gaming circles

gobbler: sif that nade got me
Tassie : sifnt!
gobbler: sifinifinint!!!
Tassie : ... ok u win

by Tasmond September 4, 2004

doom swiping

Swiping through tinder for an extended period of time and getting no matches as your hope and dignity slowly dwindles away

I drank too many white claws last night and started doom swiping

by Rjh3 February 5, 2021

Swiminater

A particurally fierce male swimmer who looses it when athletes of other sports, usually football or basketball, call swimming a gay pussy sport. Using superior strength and swimmer skills, swiminaters usually procede to beat the shit out of the ball-throwing panzee "athletes".

"Whoa! Did you see that swiminater beat the shit out of the entire football team?"

by huv9pwl;ain June 13, 2005