Swonking

Transy University.
The act of putting your dick in a chicks ear.

So I was swonking this chick the other night and there was an abundace of ear wax on my dick.

by Chris Shain/ JJ Tulbs/ Nick/ Swonk/ Bitter December 4, 2004

Swinking

The act of pissing in a sink.

"The toilets were all occupied so I went for a swink"

"I love swinking in other people's houses"

by swinker October 22, 2013

skenking

smoking cannabis?

Easy Skenking... (skenking it easy) easy skenking (skenking it slooow)

bob marley

by alex421 October 21, 2008

Passive Swanking

The act of showing off whilst pretending it’s a hard life

Swanking is blatantly bragging about what you have done / have bought / have said

Passive swanking is bragging but in a humble brag sort of way. You aren’t fooling anyone

Donna: I don’t know how I’m going to cope with the heat in Miami and the amount of people, why did I book a 5* all inclusive vacation at the busiest, most expensive time of year in an exclusive hotel?

Friends: yes Donna, poor you. Hope you have a fabulous vacay!

Friends: *thinking* what a show off! Some of us can’t have a vacation Donna loves passive swanking

by Sir Swank July 25, 2018

swanking

V. a reference to hilary swank, to hit another person with a milky towel or a tube sock full of ranch dressing

im goin to target to pick up some socks and ranch dressing, ive got some swanking to do

by A.J. Ninami September 29, 2009

Swanking

Were a man is masterbating in a ferocious pattern of rageously jagging his penis about.

Nick: Hey Sam what do you call it where you masterbate angrily and pull your penis in all diffrent directions?
Sam: Swanking.. Nick... Swanking..

by Mark Jackson. January 17, 2009

swanking

A mix of wanking off and spanking your mokney or act of masturbating.

Bily was sqanking in the bathroom

by SpankytheMeat May 13, 2005