Swizzler

A con artist; someone who always trys to get over on someone else, a deceptive person.

"but john said that he had to go see his sister"
"that Liar"
"John is such a swizzler"

by Razorgmc October 18, 2007

Swizzler

One who is sweet swizzling. This person is so cool that they are not just called cool by others, they have a title; a Swizzler. Swizzlers are an elite few. They are the people who inspire others to want to be cool. They are so cool that they CAN imagine a left handed one legged monkey balancing on a ball while explaining the meaning of life to a hockey puck in the 5th dimension, blindfolded. In fact, they have met this monkey and spat on him. Thats right, they spat.

"Did you hear about Benjamin. He put a cherry bomb in the principal's toilet, while the principal was still on it!" "Wow, he is a true Swizzler."

by The Rota dweller May 25, 2009

Sazzler

A blowjob so powerful that ejaculation happens within seconds

She gave me a sazzler, I came before I could even warn her

by Lucienfreud April 20, 2020

Swizzler

The act of takeing any store bought twizzler and shoving it into your peehole then force feeding to a victem of choice.

Dude.. i'm going to give canyon a swizzler.

by Metal al December 22, 2010

Strawberry Swizzler

When lesbians scissor on their syncronized periods.

I don't want to eat you out. Grab the towel, we'll do the strawberry swizzler

by Swizzlerstix February 10, 2019

Bomb Snazzler

A term used to describe something awesome, amazing, incredible, etc. It is often used with the hand gesture of raising an index finger and twisting the wrist.

Yeah, they're the bomb snazzler.

by Dope Cosby January 22, 2011

Shit Swizzler

(1)A type of person who agknowlages him/herself in the best way possible and doesn't give a fuck about anyone, even his/her family.

(2) the act of giving someone a swirly after you crapped in it

(1) You are such a damn Shit Swizzler!
(2)"how was your day?" "It was awful, I was a victim of the Shit Swizzler"

by The40thrainbow February 11, 2017