Area within your brain that defines time perception. Can be affected by so called 'Made up drugs' such as 'Cake'; a Visterbile Amphetamoid from Prague. Cake and the effects on shatners bassoon is covered in a episode of the 'Brass Eye' concered with drugs.
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Jon: Damn, Jessie has some swan lake tits.
Chuck: Yeah, she used to be a ballet dancer growing up.
Jon: She still could get it, through.
Chuck: Hell, yeah.
Chuck: Yeah, she used to be a ballet dancer growing up.
Jon: She still could get it, through.
Chuck: Hell, yeah.
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Bunny Swan and is more commonly known as "Ms. Swan," Ms. Swan was born on November 25, 1966. She is 5' 2" and weighs 145 lbs. Ms. Swan works as a manicurist at the Gorgeous Pretty Beauty Nail Salon which she mispronounces as "Goji Pitty Booty Nay Salon". Ms. Swan is from somewhere in Asia. Frequently in the sketches, people usually ask her questions but she never gives a solid answer. She usually states, "Okay, I'll tell you everything" which she pronounces like "okay, i tell you evrytin" and "he look-a like-a man,". Ms. Swan also commonly purses her lips, saying "tanks to you,"
Bunny Swan and is more commonly known as "Ms. Swan," Ms. Swan was born on November 25, 1966. She is 5' 2" and weighs 145 lbs. Ms. Swan works as a manicurist at the Gorgeous Pretty Beauty Nail Salon which she mispronounces as "Goji Pitty Booty Nay Salon". Ms. Swan is from somewhere in Asia. Frequently in the sketches, people usually ask her questions but she never gives a solid answer. She usually states, "Okay, I'll tell you everything" which she pronounces like "okay, i tell you evrytin" and "he look-a like-a man,". Ms. Swan also commonly purses her lips, saying "tanks to you,"
Person 1: What did the burgler look like.
Ms. Swan: Ok I tell you evrytin!
Person 1: Ok tell me then...
Ms. Swan: He look-a like-a man.
Ms. Swan: Ok I tell you evrytin!
Person 1: Ok tell me then...
Ms. Swan: He look-a like-a man.
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Get the Ms. Swan mug.A swainbank is a widely recognised standard weight around the cumbrian area (especially keswick)
It amounts to approximately 10 stone wet through. A swainbank may be used in multiples and with additional fractions of a swainbank to give accurate measurement.
It amounts to approximately 10 stone wet through. A swainbank may be used in multiples and with additional fractions of a swainbank to give accurate measurement.
I can lift one an a half swainbanks with my right arm, maybe two on a good day.
My cow weighs seven swainbanks, unless its just been milked then itl be half a swainbank less.
My cow weighs seven swainbanks, unless its just been milked then itl be half a swainbank less.
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Get the swainbank mug.A male math teacher that is so hot that even his straight male students will come in after school for some extra credit. The name is a combination of the words "sweat" and "pain", two things that his students will definitely experience.
Student A: Man, wasn't that math test that we just had so difficult?
Student B: Yeah, the last time I did something that hard in a math classroom, I was with Mr. Swain.
Student B: Yeah, the last time I did something that hard in a math classroom, I was with Mr. Swain.
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