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Meaning when one has an irratable bowel movement.
Oh my days, I feel well swanny.
swanny by Kalvinder Klein May 19, 2006
When a female is working out in the gym and is found to have a sweaty fanny, this is shortened to swanny or swadge (a combination of "sweaty" and "fadge").
Girl #1: Did you enjoy that workout?

Girl #2: Yeah, but I've got a bit of a swanny going!

or

Girl #1: Did you enjoy that workout?

Girl #2: Yeah, but fuck me, look at my swadge!
Swanny by Desaillez May 20, 2009
Gay boi who eats kids
Swanny is gay
Swanny by Bootysniffer69 January 21, 2020
If Carlsberg made men.....

Wow, what a bloke. Charming, funny, caring, and loyal. Has a temper if pushed. But can be pushed more than most.
Built with a large manhood he is extremely great at almost everything, but only almost.
Swanny what a guy.
Swanny by Godtastic January 10, 2021
Swanny refers to a person with a gigantic penis
That person is such a swanny
Swanny by Schalmmef March 12, 2021