Swankles

When you have a long night out drinking and the next morning you have the alcohol diarrhea. Swankles occurs when you have liquid hot magma coming out for such a long period of time, that you start taking off clothes from sweating. Eventually you have to take your pants/shorts off from around your ankles due to excess sweating. The result is swankles.

Playing beer pong last night gave me swankles today.

swankling I started swankling in the grocery store when I couldn't find a bathroom.

by DrnorJ May 25, 2016

spankable and bankable

A term describing a person's behind, implying:

a) great pleasure to be gotten from the spanking of said behind, and

b) great amounts of money to be gotten, were the owner of said behind to lease it out to people.

Bro #1: Man, the ass on that chick is pretty damn fine. I'd pay her 10 bucks just to touch it.

Bro #2: Yeah man, that ass is spankable and bankable.

by Riley400 January 3, 2011

Sackable

When something is able to hit your ballsack if you move over it or move near to it, it is sackable.

Jeremy: yo dude that rail looks pretty high.
Ben: yea, I hope I can grind on it safely.
Jeremy: its sackable if you lose your skateboard man.

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Dave: I'm gonna jump that pole.
Craig: walk over it quickly to see if it's sackable.

by Ten Bennison September 30, 2013

swaggable

1. Someone who is handsome, dignified and takes care of themself. Socially they will glance at people and wait until talked to. Generally this refers to a male.

2. Man who generally looks good, but isn't very social. However, person is fun and interesting to talk to. Possibly a little geeky.

3. Someone that was just met who is unexpectedly cute and interesting; worth spending further time with.

"Hey Marta, that clean shavin' guy over there with the side part. He's swaggable."

"Wow, I thought this guy would be a real bore, but he's really swaggable."

by Swaggable Dave June 21, 2008

spankable

A female whose physical features (ie. bottom, hips, thighs, breasts, etc) or demeanor (bratty, rude, bitchy, slutty, etc) incites the urge to take her over your knee, under your arm, bend her over, or position her otherwise, and spank her long and hard.

1. Did you see her ass? That broad is totally spankable.
2. Damn, that bitch needs an attitude adjustment. Extremely spankable.

by Deucebeast January 15, 2006

Shankable

ADJ. Worthy of shanking.

Someone that is awefully annoying, hideously ugly, or just plain fucking stupid...and deserves to be shanked.

They often do not realize they display these qualities which makes them ever more shankable.

Girl 1: He told me like 8 times that he just graduated from community college.
Girl 2: He sounds like a tool.
Girl 1: Shankable?
Girl 2: Definitely!

Girl 1: "That shankable a$$hole over there just grabbed my ass as i walked by."
Girl 2: "Fucking shank 'im"

by Canal Win Crew August 28, 2009

hot swappable

The ability to plug and un-plug different accessories to a computer without having to turn it off.

The laptop computer has a hot swappable port for a CD ROM or floopy disk drive.

by VAKI5 May 14, 2005