Swancer

Swancer swan·cer (swann-ser)
Pathology.
exactly like cancer but has a really stupid accent. Unlike cancer Swancer can be contracted just by sharing rooms with an idiot or by just being the cute innocent child of a smoking idiot.

At present we have only one known cure for swancer which is suicide. A new treatment involving ignorance is currently being investigated.

Poor Emma just shared a room with the guy and now she's dying of passive swancer.

by Derek Gibney February 28, 2009

Stancey

When something is truly bling. An item of extreme style!!

yes bruv, thats well stancey. Where can I get one?

by G_Boy February 16, 2005

swancy

A mix between being swag and fancy like when you wear a fancy suit with a swag shirt and tie that equals swancy

Hey dude this wedding is so boss and you're suit is totally swancy

by frankieswancy March 14, 2014

Swanney

The ultimate form of swearing

Carl didn't really let the chickens out of the coop did he? I swanney, he did!

by Becka Lou April 3, 2009

stancey

Someone that stands securely to a ground

You are a stancey!

by callofdutyfortnite June 16, 2022

Swanley massive

The home town of crazed nobody adam. The only one who thinks palace are a proper team of footballers.

Adam "Do u want to come to swanley?"
Other "No i will get mugged and might think palace are slightly good2

by James December 14, 2004

swance

the state of having swagger and essence at thee same time.

tyrone that girl booty got swance!

aye yo bro tonquisha got mad swance dawg.

by fuckshiteatmyclitskeetskeet! December 19, 2008