swampjack

n. sweaty, disgusting masturbation. usually occurring immediately after exercising, working, or being outside in the heat. Becoming aroused due to being outside around bikini-clad women and having to relieve oneself immediately in the poolhouse bathroom.

After going for a three mile jog in mid-June, Stanley came back inside and did a swampjack.

Bill: Stan, what the hell are you doing on my laptop?
Stanley: A swampjack.

by ColombianSkyhawk July 9, 2011

swagpack

One of those backpacks with the rope ties, they often come with a pair of nike cleats.

Guy 1: "Yo are you bringing your backpack to the fieldtrip tomorrow?"
Guy 2: "Nah im just bringing a swagpack"

by shane202 October 16, 2013

swampscott

a town of approximately 3 square miles located about 15 miles north of boston. known for the invention of marshmellow fluff, regardless of what lynn says. the kids are known for either imitating the gangsters or preps of neighboring towns on either side of them. the town has 5 beaches, and during the summer you can find almost everyone you know at one of them. overall a great town, especially at high school sports, where the usually dominate their town rival, marblehead, in all the sports that matter (ie. football). you cant get much better than this.

Swampscott, home of the Big Blue, can't get any better.

by cant touch this December 8, 2007

Swampscott

A town founded for the sole reason of losing to Marblehead at every sport.

Guy 1: Didn't Swampscott win hockey state champs?
Guy 2: No that was Marblehead.
Guy 1: My bad i forgot Swampscott sucked so bad.

by m-head123 May 17, 2011

Swampscott

A small town in Massachusetts located right on the beach.

We're cool, we're from Swampscott.

by coolpeople_yeah September 22, 2006

Swampwalking

Walking into (or onto) a swamp.

Today 9 of us went swampwalking at a swamp at Greenwood Park in Northern Broome County NY. It was all ice. Try it in spring if you want to walk "into" the swamp.

by Kevin Joseph February 22, 2009

snapsack

Deficating into a knee-high tube sock and beating someone senseless with said tube sock. The beating is generaly focused on the face and upper torso.

Timmy, if yuo dont keep your leg in your stall and cease with the foot tapping, your totally getting snapsacked!

by core2dou September 8, 2007