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Swampfox

Retired teacher that is the epitome of arrogance and jackassery. Now we know why the institution of education has fallen to crap, as he probably crammed liberal agenda down the throats of impressionable young people. Believes in global warming. Blows off nuclear energy as a viable source. Has a hangup on "teabagging". Mind you, this guy is past puberty. Hangs around all day on a message board. Sad, sad, sad. Worst part is, it's supposed to be a Revolutionary War hero that porked his cousin.
Uh, global warming is for REAL, you teabagger!!! You get an F!! We're all better than this.

Good Lord, he just Swampfoxed me.
by FOSC March 4, 2010
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Swampmoose

an overweight fatass woman with no sexual appeal at all!!!
Anna Nicole was hot, now she's a swampmoose
by Jason Goad December 22, 2003
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SWAMPFOOT

/swɒmpfʊt/ swamp · foot

Swampfoot is the term used to describe the swollen feet and ankles, usually, caused by long distance fliying. Swampfoot occrus when blood pools in the lower extremities, causing fluids to move into the surrounding tissues leaving the foot swollen and disfigured, like someone who has been walking in a swamp barefoot, for days.
Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen looks like y'all got some swampfoot over there!
by YouGuysPartyTooMuch January 18, 2017
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SnapFooled

You know when you get a snap, and you hope its from that one special person but it's actually from someone you never talk to.
John: "oh look you got a snap,maybe Stacey finally answered your prom request!"

Dylan: "F**k it's from Juan from spanish class"

John: " Guess you really got snapfooled"
by NajveciSarajlia July 23, 2016
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swamproot

A penis infected with advanced stages of HPV.

A gnarled and weathered looking penis, usually resembling the base of taxodium distichum, or the swamp cypress tree. Usually dark in color with a rough texture.
Did you see that guy's wicked swamproot? He must have a bad case of HPV.
by Mr. Smitty February 6, 2010
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swaggfoolery

an adjective or verb used to describe the opposite of proper swagger, often the act of faking it in a way in which his or hers lucid attempt to front is read as a total outlandish shenanigan. aka your dumb!
often accompanied by acts of fakeishness.
Please cut that swaggfoolery. His swaggfoolery had me like omg! She needs to check that swaggfoolery before I check her.
by sycsjc April 30, 2010
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SwampFox

To ejaculate in a red heads hair
prefferably of the female gender.
But to execute this correctly
is to be sneaky with it.
Not let them know your going to ejaculate in there hair.
By maybe getting some sort of sex move (handjob blowjob sex)
and saying your about to bust a load.
and then letting it go in her hair at the last second.
Dan: Dude i totally SwampFoxed that Ginger bitch i got with last night.

Mike: Dude awesome! I bet she had trouble combing her hair this morning.

Both: HAHAHAHA.
by Andy Is Beast July 7, 2008
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